The HGs aren't being too interesting these days, and unless something drastic happens between today and tomorrow night, it appears Jeff is a sure bet to leave the house. We've found out that the most worthless luxury (possibly ever?) was not game-altering in the least bit. I mean, making it rain money and having HGs stuff it wherever they can? I hope some Fat Joe featuring Lil' Wayne 'Make It Rain' played while it rained on them 'hoes'. (Side note, am I alone in being really disappointed by the quality of competitions in the latter part of this season?)
So it would stand that our final 4 is Natalie (post surgical removal from Jesse's neck), Kevin (still spineless, even as HoH), Jordan (who is probably just as confused as the rest of us about why she's even there) and Michele (*giggle*). Let's review their actions in the game, shall we?
Strategy: slept through half the season with Jesse, waking up to stir the occasional shit and make him a sandwich now and then. Post Jesse, she is yet to cook her own food but does wake up to occasionally engage in what she does best: cheat at pool and lie, lie, lie.
Best known for: worst hygiene in BB history. She refused to shower the very same week she was on her period. I don't know how aware everyone is of ladies' situations down there during that time, but SHEESH!
Strategy: I..really don't know. Lay low? To the point where, how can I put this, we forgot he was in the house til last week.
Best known for: being Chima's bitch, trying to contain Lydia, delivering entertaining DRs- a total of 2 minutes of liveliness per week.
Strategy: scratched Jeff's back. Jordan is Jordan, although she did win a Veto (fair and square), which is more than can be said for Natalie.
Best known for: not taking Jeff up on offers most of the women in America would not decline. (Side note: I'm not being a pig, just stating facts. So haters, chill out.)
Strategy: mumble everything, so that when confronted with her lies, she can deny them and others will be nonethewiser, because honestly- no one can catch half of what she says if they tried.
Best known for: 3 Vetoes, one short-lived HoH where she didn't even have to lift a finger to evict her target! (Thanks, Chima!) Of course, being the winningest competitor this season.
So there they are, our F4. I'm still wrapping my mind around it, but what do you think? Who has the best/worst shot at winning it all? Who would you like to see in the F2? Two weeks to go, get your bets in!