Letter to this week's HOH

Dear Matt,

Don't let us down.  Please.  I'm sitting on the edge of my seat waiting for you to put Brenchel on the block.  I want them to squirm.  One of them has to go home.  Maybe, if you'd be so nice, you could push for Rachel?  That'd be sweet.

Now, I know this whole POV business could change your nominations.  Could you win that too?  Maybe Ragan could participate...maybe he'd somehow let you win again...I know I'm being hopeful, but if you don't do this for me, I'll vote for the saboteur to out that your wife doesn't have a disease and turn you into an ugly liar.  :) 

Also, when it's picture time, could you do the duckface in every picture much like Rachel? That'd be swell.

Sincerely,

Ashley