Kaitlin Barnaby, 23
Hometown: Vadnais Heights, Minn.
Current City: Minneapolis, Minn.
Everybody knows I love Minneapolis. It’s a great city that over the years has been the home base of some of my favorite musicians, including Prince, Husker Du, Suburbs, and so many more.
Most importantly, it’s where my favorite band of all time, The Replacements, are from. Just a few days ago, it was announced they were reuniting for three shows later this year in Toronto, Chicago, and Denver.
Unfortunately, I won’t be able to attend any of these shows? Why, you ask? Because of BIG BROTHER! For me to travel to any of these performances, I’d have to give up one of our Saturday night Big Brother Gossip Shows! See what I do for you people? It breaks my heart.
As much as I love that city, and it’s not just because of the bands, it hasn’t been a great home base for Big Brother contestants. Yes, Janelle is from there, but despite her success I have little respect for her. She’s the ultimate mean girl. That goofy Amanda from a few years back was also from Minneapolis, and I’m sure a few other forgettable house guests have originated from my neighbors to the east.
Kaitlin is one of two residents of that area on this year’s cast, and she is a cutie. I would love to find out which bar she works at, as I love that city’s nightlife. If she works at First Avenue, then I’d be in love.
In fact, I need to be in lust for a few seconds. This girl has amazing eyes!!! Simply stunning. And a great toothy smile. On appearances sake, I have high hopes.
So she is “open” for a showmance, but only for strategy purposes. Ok, I can go for that. At least she’s not looking to get married on the show, unlike some of the others I have previously profiled. In fact, I hope she mindfucks that bro Jeremy. Not succumb to his lack of charm, but make him think she does want him and then plan his demise. I’d kiss her feet if she did that!
This is another person who was cast to be on the show. A woman came into her bar and gave her a card. Could it be the same person who is responsible for that mess, Candice? Needless to say, she knows little about the show, but she does love to drink Jameson!
Wait, wait, wait. She hates Rachel! Let me say that again - she hates Rachel!!! I LOVE HER!!! Please tell me she’s a Replacements fan!
Unfortunately, she’s another that will battle for that second eviction spot. If she survives, I expect some funny diary room comments, and hopefully she will be this year’s Britney. Not last year’s version of Britney, but funny Brit from her first run.