Nick Uhas, 28
Hometown: Hilliard, N.Y.
Current City: New York, N.Y.
Before we start this video, I have to admit I’ve heard a lot about this clown. He’s already been the talk of twitterville, and one source told Big Brother Gossip co-host Colette Lala that he’s been a pain in the ass during these days leading up to the show. I’m bound to not like him already, so keep that in mind while reading whatever follows this paragraph.
He’s another of those that is over the top in his hand movements and head bobbing while talking. Seriously, dude, not everything you say is that impressive or dramatic. Settle down, Beavis.
He’s a cocky son of a bitch, that’s for sure. He believes that every story he tells is the greatest thing ever, and, of course, every girl who meets him becomes obsessed with him. At least he doesn’t want to have a showmance, but he’s such a catch that he probably won’t be able to catch himself. “It could go down that way, dude.” Ugh.
Gross, as I’m trying to skim through this, he just used the term “dude, bro”. I’m going to hate this fucktard. Hate, hate, hate. Within five minutes, his voice becomes similar to Charlie Brown’s teacher. Blah blah blah blah blah. I do hear him claim to be a “mega super fan”, and he claims to have seen even the first seasons, but I have my doubts. For fuck sake, he claims last year was his favorite season! Nobody thinks that! Nobody! Last year was a fucking disaster!
Just to add to my hatred, he is a huge Dan fan. “Dan is the man!” I’ve had enough.
Sadly, he will make it far. Way too far. He’ll end up in the final five...at the very least.