Most of us fans have twitter and if we do it's a big part of our Big Brother experience. It gives us a way to vent, live tweet, discuss the show and best of all, we can stay connected to past and even current Houseguests!
As I soaked in yet another round of pre-show bios and watched the long-awaited first episode (FINALLLYY!!), I started to think of what handles I would choose for these HG's as if it was my job to do so. Here they are. I hope you like them. I had a lot of fun doing it.
Comment and please share yours now that we've seen the first episode and the feeds are open for us obsess over again. I'd love to see them.
Nick - @RollerDouche
Jack of no trades, master of even less.
Helen - @Chenbot 2.0
Spencer - @Ghost Bear
They won't see him coming. My pick to win.
David - @SuperChillBro
It's plainly obvious David is trying for former Houseguest Jesse's spot as God's annoying gift to the world. I would NOT mind seeing them duel to the death, especially to the death.
Elissa - @NOTRachelsSister
I couldn't stand Rachel so much, that she actually isn't that bad. But she won't stay long because Rachel clearly set her up to fail.
McCrae - @CrouchingTigerHiddenSlacker
It's astounding that HG's thought someone with half a brain couldn't possibly deliver pizzas. Andy's suspicion goes to show how little of a mastermind he actually is. McCrae should have no problem staying likable and making it far if he plays his cards correctly.
Gina Marie - @TrashBoat (thanks Regular Show)
I kept trying to think of another name, but this Regular Show reference is too hard to pass up. If you haven't checked it out, you should. Bet you McCrae loves it.
Jeremy - @WereBoat
Besides being a Taylor Lautner lookalike, he reminds me of Dr. Will just a lot more fake Indian sprinkled on top. How many of us know someone who is small#% Cherokee. Also, why does he need to live on a boat? WHERE DID HE DUMP THE BODIES??
Howard - @TheUnincredibleHulk
No muscles on this guy, totally not a threat at all, nothing to see here.
Judd - @TwoRedLights
Pretty sure we'll hear about how small a town Judd is from. I think his accent is adorable though. I "awwww" after every sentence. His non-threatening way of saying things is going to make people trust him, but I have a really weird feeling his small town nature and the pressure of the game will create a tornado.
Kaitlin - @1oftheGuys
'Cause it's totally *never* her fault when a girl says she doesn't get along with other girls, right?
Jessi - @HotterThanU
Amanda - @ImtheHot1
Aaryn - @HotterThanU2
More running, swimming, wading through pools of anything please!!!!! Also, bath time IS AWESOMMMEE.
Andy - @TruthSerum
I always enjoy the house gay. Ironically, they always have the biggest balls and have no problem blowing up publicly on someone, which is always amazing entertainment. (See: Ragan and Rachel).
However, as I've already mentioned, Andy will bury himself in his own theories and hammer every last nail into his own coffin for it.
Candice - @ClassyNSassy
I'm actually hoping Candice doesn't blow up the way BB history would predict. How deep do her "two personalities" actually go? Granted, there have been some really inappropriate things said in the BB House before to muddy the waters, but Candice has the potential to finally leave a positive mark in her own right as an African American woman and instead of becoming PC Police she can make an intelligent stand to do so. She has the capacity, I'm praying she uses it positively.
Anywho, I'm hoping to add some silliness to BBGossip to give all of us a break for a few. Thanks Mike and BBGossip for rewelcoming me back!
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