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Sunday
Jun302013

Meeting People Ain't Easy (The Land of the Big Brother Part II)

We are about seventeen seconds into the new Big Brother season and already we have an alliance.  And they are called......"The Moving Company".  And all I can think of when I hear that intimidating name is, "Damn, I hate moving.  I mean, I know that most people hate moving, but, like, I REALLY hate moving.  Cardboard boxes and duct tape and all that shit can just go straight to hell.  I'd rather eat a thorn bush than move.  Boy, I'm getting really side-tracked here."

I'm only gonna support the Moving Company if they take after Bad Company and release a song and album with the same name.  And maybe their album cover can be the five guys in the alliance sitting on each other's laps and smiling right at the camera.  Speaking of rock and roll, daddy, is it me or does McRae look like Red Hot Chili Peppers guitarist, John Frusciante.  Everyone in the house is angry because that one duck-lipped freak, Elissa, is Rachel's sister and she's not telling anyone; but I'm pissed as dick that McRae Frusciante is not revealing to us that his brother is in the band that dressed up like light bulbs at Woodstock 2.  Fuck you, McRae Frusciante.

I've also heard that there are rumblings of racism floating around in the Big Brother house.  I hope CBS shows that nonsense.  Because racism is not funny...unless it's being done by a puppet or cartoon character or an aging, white, baseball player.  THEN, it's a damned scream, it is.  I don't support bigotry of any kind.....except Max Rebo-ism...which is the unapologetic hatred of blue elephants who play the piano in Return of the Jedi.....that fucker and those like him should be strung up and......

Listen to me.....I'm getting carried away here.  Anyway, I've never understood why contestants on Big Brother give a shit about the HOH room.  They've just competed in a game where a giant tongue was licking them and alien-squirrels were farting blood on their faces or some shit like that...I don't know...I was fucked up a little when I saw the episode  The point is, after you've gone through some LSD-inspired obstacle course, I would think seeing a pizza boy's box of Jolly Ranchers would be one fuck of a let down comparatively. 

In summation, what am I doing watching this fucking show when Stephen King's Dumb People Trapped In A Snow-Globe is on?!  See you later!!

-Dave Mac

 

East Side" Dave McDonald is a national radio host for SiriusXM Satellite Radio.  Listen to his show, the Davey Mac Sports Progam XL, every Saturday at 7 PM Eastern, 4 PM Pacific, on the Opie & Anthony Channel (Sirius 206/XM 103).  Follow him on Twitter (https://twitter.com/EastSideDave) and visit his website- http://www.EastSideDaveCountry.com/

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Gotta say I am a fan of watermelon jolly ranchers.
June 30, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterIrishcurse
That's how we doose it, dogsie!
July 1, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterSucks&Fucks
I love the way this "Dave Mac" articulates his thoughts about this classic program. All too often, authors of these reviews are simply doing a job; they have no concern for what they're writing about; it's a paycheck - which I can respect, since I also work for 'the man'. This young man, however, is going places and I can't wait to see his wings expand as this season of BB15 unfolds.

@Franktabulous

P.S.- Your sidekick "Tuna Can C" would make this complete.
July 1, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterFranktabulous

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