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Tuesday
Jul262011

House Meeting High Points

For those of you sleeping like you should be, the vets all called their house meeting tonight (11:45pm on feed one and two) with the intention of feeling out Daniele's allegiance, and seeing where she stood with the veteran alliance.  Not a lot was accomplished.  Brendon gave a speech about sticking together and why it's important that they do not break. He listed reasons why he has had faith in the five of them since week one etc.. 

Jeff then gave his speech as to why he was feeling uneasy about keeping Dominic.  He talked about how he had heard rumors and had to assume they were coming from somewhere, but "since it isn't his own alliance" he would have to believe it came from Dom, and therefore would rather vote him out.

 

Then, the room went completely silent while everyone waited for Daniele to talk.  She didn't, so Rachel made a few comments about how it doesn't matter who is friends with who or who is making out with who to which Daniele snapped back and threw some verbal punches at Rachel.  Daniele then lied lied lied to save her butt, saying that she was always and still is completely on board and loyal to the five vets and no one else. She swore on her grandmother's life and on her own life that she had never talked games with any of the newbies and that they only stay up until 6am because they are friends. She called Shelly a spy  (which she is) and continually stated that she had not been gaming with any of the newbies and that Dom had thrown the veto so that he could stay. I guess we will get to see if that's true on the Weds. episode. The more nervous she got, the more her verbal ticks kicked in. Lots of "blah blah blah, sketchy sketchy, awkward" etc...

Then, for the rest of the meeting, Daniele was snarky and looked angry while saying she agrees with everything they were saying. Brendon, Jeff, and Rachel tried to make it sound like everything was fine, and Jordan didn't say much of anything. 

Afterword, Daniele ran downstairs and "blah blah blah'd" to "PT" about her problems while Jordan, Jeff, Brendon, and Rachel continued to talk about how they definitely do not trust Daniele at this point and the plan is still to vote out Dominic and possibly try to get Daniele out this coming week.  To my dismay, other than a few sarcastic snarky comments from Daniele, there were really no fireworks, but it will be interesting to see her reaction if Dom goes home this week, and especially if she does not win the following HOH.  Despite my overall boredom and dislike for this season, I am kind of excited to see what happens.  Predictions anyone?  

Monday
Jul252011

POV Spoiler

Everyone's stupid
Everyone's stupid
Even my family, whatever that's worth
Everyone's stupid
Everyone's stupid
Here in my family, whatever that's worth
- Paul Westerberg, "Everyone's Stupid"
Poor little Daniele. She has all the answers for her to walk away with the prize money, but she's just too smart for the imbeciles she is forced to endure every day. You can just see the disdain in her eyes as she talks to every single person in the house...except for the new love in her life, Nick...I mean Dominic.
Yep, little mini-Evel Dick is again playing with her private parts instead of her head. I don't mean this literally, of course, although the Beavis side of my brain does currently have some nice visions. No, she sees Dom as her ticket to mental, physical, and financial freedom. Ok, maybe that's a bit of an exageration. The truth is she sees Dom as the little boytoy she can use to do all of her dirty work to make it to the end, and the fact that Brendon and Rachel's loins don't light up in his presence is getting in her way.
What does our too-cool-for-the-room twit do when she doesn't get her way? She pouts. She whines. She demeans everybody, including the people she's sharing private thoughts. There's no plan B with this girl. Instead of possibly working on securing the votes to save the virgin man-boy, she marches up to the HOH and tells Brendon he and his girl are gutless. Yep, that will work.
Needless to say, it didn't work. Brendon didn't use the veto, so Adam and Dom are still on the block. Daniele is outside pouting, Rachel still doesn't understand why she can't walk on water, and Brendon is still lecturing. Jeff and Dom just had a few heated words (with Shelly spying on them outside the doorway), and there's once again talk of a house meeting. Oh, that should be good.

 

Sunday
Jul242011

Big Brother Season 13, Episode 8 Recap

There will be no big introductory paragraphs for this episode. We all know what we’re getting tonight – Rachel, Rachel, and a bit more Rachel. Oh yeah, and a has-been-but-never-was-in-my-eyes promoting a terrible show that will probably not last the summer. Sound exciting?

So here we go with the reactions to Cassi’s unanimous eviction. Shelly says its “bittersweet” because it was all caused by her earlier vote against Keith. Jordan again babbles about how it was too “early in the game…to make everybody mad”. Rachel goes off on one of usual catty speeches while bitching about Cassi complaining she’s catty. Get it?

Now we see Shelly thanking everybody for keeping her, but Lawon says “Big Brother has turned into a cathouse. Cassi leaving was just catty. It was personal. Rachel didn’t want Cassi to outshine Rachel’s Big Brother show.” That may be the smartest, yet most obvious, thing he’s said all season. Shelly is given her key, and, of course, she’s excited about this “lifeline”, while Dom complains about how the lack of success of The Regulators.

And the nightmare now begins, as we see Rachel winning HOH. “I am so excited! I am on fire!” Ugh, die bitch. “I gotta brush off my shoulders as I have never lost a HOH!” Brendon calls Rachel “The Quiz Girl”; the “brains behind our operation. I’m the athletic side, but anything that involves thinking quickly on your feet, Rachel can handle”. Oh Lord. There’s so much wrong in that statement.

Everybody congratulates Rachel, but Adam complains in the diary room about the vets winning everything. Well, do something about it! “Unfortunately, Rachel won again, so it’s time once again to kiss Rachel’s butt.” You better have a doctor check your lips when you’re done performing that task, Adam. Lawon knows that it’s either going to be him and his partner, or Adam and Dom that goes up. “I’m going to fight like a dog up in here!” Really?

Brenda and Rachel continue the celebration with Jordan and Jeff. Jordan says that she was happy Rachel won, as she didn’t want any of the noobs to get it. Dom then basically repeats what Lawon said a couple of minutes earlier, but “I feel like the little social work I’ve done in the past two weeks may pay off.”

At the same time, Brendon tells Jeff that he thinks the nominees should be Adam and Dom. Jeff, though, thinks that as payback for last week that he and Jordan should have some say in this week’s decision. Shelly is seen talking with Adam, complaining that the noobs must start actually winning. Adam believes that this week the noms should be Kalia and Lawon “because they haven’t done anything”. Well, of course he does. Adam adds in the diary room that he needs to work with Brendon and Rachel to ensure they know he’s with them.

Time for pure fluff. Rachel comes out of the diary room with her HOH key, but everybody’s hiding. They suddenly jump up and toss pillows at her. Oh, how wacky they are. You know the rest of this story – we get to see pics of her family and other garbage. She reads her letter from her sister, and I struggle to keep my eyes open.

Adam now visits Rachel and Brendon in the HOH, and he tells them he “wants to be around for awhile”. Brendon babbles about how he doesn’t want two floaters to make it to the end, and Adam complains how Kalia and Lawon have done nothing so far. In the diary room, though, Rachel says he had his chance, and knows that if Adam was the HOH they’d probably be up as nominees.

It’s now Lawon’s turn, and he does exactly what CBS wants in his diary room babbling, proclaiming that “I’m going to creep on upstairs and spit my ol’ game”. He tells them that he knows he needs their help, and Rachel responds by asking how he plans on playing the game. Suddenly, he’s more animated than he’s been all season, claiming he’ll do whatever is needed. Rachel looks as bored as me. “I’d rather be napping right now than listen to somebody talk in circles.” Wait a second. I agree with Rachel???

Time for more fluff, as it’s time to make fun of Dom’s snoring. Jeff is especially pissed, as he says he’s a light sleeper. Thankfully, it’s a short segment, as Rachel jumps out of the diary room to announce a luxury competition. Adam is especially happy, as it means nobody is on slop this week.

They all head outside, and for some reason the set makes Adam think that Tori Spelling will be visiting. WTF? Enough with this bullshit! Instead, some short chubby guy walks out, and Daniele turns to Shelly and asks who that is. “Awkward.” The guy announces that he’s from the show “Same Name”, and shares the same name as another celebrity. The comp will involve clues to his identity, and the first to announce his name will win. To make sure you understand, Jeff repeats the rules.

The game begins, and on the first clue somehow Jordan takes soap and sunglasses clues to figure out its David Hasselhoff. The game goes on, and Rachel somehow believes it is Michael Bolton. Brendon guesses that it’s Michael C. Hall. Brendon is then pissed that Rachel is helping Porsche, who somehow guesses that it is Michael Jackson. Some help. He’s dead, you bozo. Adam guesses Ricky Martin, and Lawon says it has to be Barbara Streisand. After the next clue, a knight in armor, Rachel guesses Kira Knightley, while Porsche says it’s Brian McKnight. Ok, this is going on too long.

Ending this idiotic segment, they all head outside to find Hasselhoff in his Knight Rider vehicle. Nice job in everybody acting like this is a fantastic meet and greet. After a tour of the house, Hasselhoff announces that Jordan has won, and her and three guests get to watch his awful new show. Jordan quickly picks Jeff, Shelly, and Kalia. Rachel is clearly pissed. “You’re not picking me to go to the screening and I’m the HOH. What is going on in your head, girl?”

OMG, this continues after the commercials, as they all head upstairs to eat sushi and watch this dumb show with the Hoff. Meanwhile, Rachel and Brendon have another fight. Brendon says that he’s so sick of fighting that he wants to leave. “Good, leave”, replies Rachel. Wash, rinse, recycle.

Hasselhoff finally leaves, and reads the CBS script perfectly as he talks about the sweetness of Jordan. Shelly informs Jordan that Rachel is pissed, and Jordan says in the diary room that she didn’t pick Rachel because she didn’t want to look like she’s kissing her ass. Meanwhile, the fighting continues, and Brendon says they should just put up Jeff and Jordan to make America hate them. Seriously, CBS, you’re showing THIS MUCH of their 300th fight? Plus, this much of the clips from Same Name??? Awful.

Ok, their fight continues into a third segment, as Dom comes in to offer his services to the “game’s strongest competitors”. His theory is that as long as he’s aligned with them, there will always be bigger targets than him. I guess that’s not a bad plan, and Brendon thinks that he’s a bigger target than Jeff because Jeff “hasn’t won shit”. Brendon’s idea is for him and Daniele to work with the two of them. Rachel claims that Jeff saying Dom is coming after them is their “first strike”, and not letting her be a part of the luxury prize is their “second strike”. Oh, you silly twit. “They didn’t even take me, and I’m the HOH!” Ugh! Dom says he’s in this 100% until the end, but Rachel isn’t sure she can trust him.

Dom goes off and reports his conversation with a sleeping Daniele, who says “everybody in this house is stupid”. She asks Dom if he would ever nominate Jeff and Jordan, and he says he’d rather backdoor them. Since nobody will put them up, they have to get Brendon and Rachel to do their work.

Daniele then heads up to talk to Brendon and Rachel, saying that the best plan for her is to break up the two couples. She immediately jumps in on how stupid Jordan was not including them in the prize, and that completely pushes Rachel’s button. Daniele says she’s worried that they wouldn’t have the guts to put them up, and that somebody has to be the first to break. “Jeff’s gotta go”, says Daniele. Brendon, though, says they have to think this through as doing this too early may be a big mistake.

Jeff then comes into the HOH and asks if they’re mad about the luxury prize. “Noooooo, why would we care”, replies Rachel. Brendon says that Jeff was definitely doing damage control, and Rachel adds that it’s obvious that people are trying to create a rift between the two couples. “We’re not going after you two guys ever. If we wanted to, it would have been last week…it’s not even in our mind.” Brendon and Rachel claim they are thinking the same thoughts, and Jeff admits in the diary room that dealing with Rachel means walking on egg shells. Jeff finally leaves, and Rachel says she’s confused but “would have no problem stirring up the game a little bit”.

It’s not nomination time, and everybody again ably reads their scripts. Jeff and Jordan’s keys are pulled first, and then Kalia and Lawon. Adam and Dom are once again nominated. Rachel gives the “purely strategic” speech, and they all babble the usual nonsense.

That’s all folks! What did you think of the episode? Did you tire of the Hoff segments? Or the Brenchel fighting? Was there anything entertaining about this episode?

Sunday
Jul242011

Daniele Overplays Her Hand

As noted on our show last night, the rest of the vets are starting to catch on to Daniele's game. Yesterday was quite humorous watching everybody have private conversations and then race to tell everybody else (including Daniele) what the others said. Daniele is pushing to have Adam and Dom replaced on the block with Jeff and Jordan, but while it at times seemed like it could actually happen those four are starting to compare notes. 

Earlier today, Brendon had a talk with Adam, and basically lectured him on how to play the game. As usual, Adam nodded his head to everything Brendon said, and will probably be saved. Now Rachel is informing Jeff that Daniele's plan was to have him evicted, with Shelly possibly her next target. 

Best part of the day? Rachel making deals to throw the next HOH. Um, homegirl, you're not playing next week.

I'll end this short post with a couple of bikini pics, as Sunday is always a sun day.