Believing that BBAD was going to be as uneventful as usual, I shut down my computer and started to head for bed after about an hour of the house playing charades. (Plus, I was frustrated that Blogger wasn't allowing me to upload photos.) My mistake.
Angie became offended (and overreacted) when Jerry said that the movie Psycho was a perfect choice for her. She quietly went off crying in one of the bedrooms. During this time, a parade of people came in and comforted her, including Michelle. From the very beginning, Angie said she just wanted a couple of minutes alone. Michelle finally left, and after some more ass-kissing from Brian she got up and went back outside.
How dare she pretend nothing happened! Once she discovered that Angie was not still whimpering in the bedroom, Michelle got pissed! While bitching to Libra about this, Angie appeared in the room. The next ten minutes consisted of Michelle repeating the same sentence over and over about how wrong it was for Angie to reject her help and then go "yukking it up" outside.
She really is this season's Amber.
The house has been given a little bit of liquor once again, and everybody wants to play games. Jerry's great idea is a "true/false" game based on opinion. His example? Each person tells whom they believe started the Iraq War. Yeah, that sounds like great fun. Thankfully, everybody vetoed that idea.
So I'm wondering if the producers "suggested" that Jerry somehow get the political chatter started. After all, that is the tagline of the commercials, yet their (thankfully) has been no chatter of this sort.
She had to be put in the house for the goof factor.
I anticipate several segments on her crazy outfits and her southern language.
And one other thing, watching Brian I have been trying to figure out who he reminds me of and I finally got it. Have you ever watched Trading Spaces? Remember Doug? I see him in Brian every time I turn on the live feeds and he is talking.
Keesha said she'd rather have a guy than a "toy", and that she has never used one. (Ok, maybe despite the pic below she's not that fantastic.)
April said she just got her first vibrator months ago. Said she spent all day in the porn shop not knowing what to get. Said she spent $165 and said it's "pretty." (Ding ding ding! We have a winner!)
Holy shit, it doesn't take much to upset this crowd. Steven made a joke about Michelle earlier today (he saw her "cooter" in a mirror reflection), and just now he apolgized. She accepted, only to become pissed again ten minutes later. "Now all of a sudden he realizes he offended me?"
Not only is she not getting any face time on the feeds (which may be a blessing to people who found her annoying right off the bat), but she’s being excluded from all the alliance talk. Unless something catastrophic happens in the next 36 hours, she’ll be able to unpack her things after Brian’s eviction. It almost seems like no one really sees her, because she’s walking in and out of scheming sessions with no one paying her any mind. Am I the only person out there who finds this really weird?
Meanwhile, the Libra/Ollie/April/Michelle/Keesha alliance is annoying me to no end. It’s only day 6! They’ve already determined themselves the dominant group in the house, and have the order of evictions laid out (because it always works out as planned, right?) Unbeknownst to Angie, she’s been booted from that alliance, and Steven is waiting to warn her of her impending doom. But wait, it gets funnier. They don’t think people know their alliance exists. Sigh. Just when we thought we’d get a smarter set of houseguests.
Oh, and since no one has said this already, I'm going to go ahead and say it. Ollie is so pussy whipped, I'm beginning to wonder if those balls he always speaks of actually exist.
She also hates that Keesha is 5'7" and a size 2. She flat out said "That's abnormal." Way to make the girl feel very comfortable around you.
Ollie, Keesha, April and Libra are talking about the different alliances in the house. They decide to talk to Michelle to see where her alliance lies, who's currently in the diary room. They do not want to talk to Jessie.
How long until these huge alliances break down?
The discussion inside the house between Ollie, April, Renny, and Michelle is about what women would do for money. Michelle and April would pose nude for a magazine, if it's done tastefully. They have said they would not ever do porn.
Michelle seems to be ambitious and wants to pose for Playboy. Okay, sweetie. You do that. I'm sure it'll be a best selling issue, as well! She's not interested in posing for Hustler. There's a big difference in them, she keeps repeating.