Wow! There is just not enough popcorn in the world to watch these people! There is a lot of trivial bs that happened today, but I might as well get down to the meat of it or I'll be writing until next season.
There was a lot of scrambling around and planning for votes to keep Zach in the house tonight. There was a ton of conversations and switching around of votes. Frankie and Christine wanted to make sure the votes were split so they could blame their votes on other people, so after a Team America meeting between Donny, Derrick, and Frankie, they decided that Donny would vote to keep Paola. His vote plus Jocasta voting against Zach would be enough votes to cover Frankie, Christine, and Derrick.
But THEN, Derrick got an idea. The whole week Derrick has been trying to figure out a way to have a united vote instead of a split vote. So, he decided to go talk to Caleb. I have stated many times before that Derrick is magic, and tonight was no different. He lulled Caleb into basically thinking that even though he was "voting to get rid of Zach" he didn't want the BS to be caught with their pants down if Zach stayed anyway, so maybe it would be better to make up with him and vote to keep him and bring him back into the fold. Caleb bought it... I don't know how, but he did. If you have the feeds you should really flashback and watch the convo because it's impressive. So then Derrick went to coach Zach and tell him what to say to Caleb.
Zach talked to Caleb for a while. He over sold his case and talked WAY too much as Zach always does, but Caleb was still under Derrick's spell and in the end promised him his vote, Amber's vote, and the other members of the Bomb Squad's votes (that Zach already had of course) in exchange for Zach's commitment to not go after Devin for 2 weeks (A deal he never intended to keep). For a while everyone was completely united (except Devin and Paola of course) about keeping Zach. And for a moment I thought maybe they would calm down and actually go to bed.
I would love to go into more detail about the afore mentioned conversations because they really were amusing, but Devin would not be Devin if he didn't steal the show.. so moving on to the even bigger part..
Frankie decided that he should be the one to tell Devin that Zach was staying in order to try and stay in good favor with Devin. So he did. And Devin. Wen. Crazy. Devin decided he was out of the alliance and said he was done and that he was picking off everyone in the house one by one by one etc...
But what he actually did was go wake up Donny to tell him about the Bomb Squad. Donny seemed completely unimpressed and didn't say much at all.
When Devin didn't get the reaction he wanted out of Donny, he decided to go and get Brittany and pull her up into the HOH to reveal the Bomb Squad to her. And he talked...and talked...and talked...and talked...and talked...and talked. Integrity, Daughter, Bomb Squad, Zach's a woman abuser, Blah blah blah frickity blah.
The most amusing part of the whole scenario is that even though Devin broke down HIS version of the BS, Brittany is apparently an undercover idiot and bought the entire thing. She cried and carried on and talked about how "She KNEW IT!" She told Devin that for the first time she is trusting everything he is saying, and she knew that Zach was a little rat and that Hayden was untrustworthy etc.. Devin told her EVERY detail from the beginning to the end of how the BS was formed, who they wanted out, all their game talks...but his version of course. Devin's version was something along the lines of "I'm the one with a daughter who has integrity and never betrayed anyone and saved you, and THEY are all the bad guys."
Then, just when I thought I might die if I head Devin talk anymore, he decided it was time to out the BS to Jocasta. So he called Jocasta up into the room with he and Brittany and did the WHOLE FREAKING THING AGAIN. Jocasta of course was all "I knew it! I heard how Zach talks about women!" yadda, yadda, yadda.. For those that don't know what I'm talking about, earlier in the week Frankie made up a few lies about things that Zach didn't say about Victoria and told them to Devin. He told him that Zach said a bunch of stuff about wanting to rip Victoria's tongue out and hit her and a bunch of other things. Jocasta, being a minister to a lot of young and abused women of course ate this up.
While Devin was telling all this stuff to the two girls, the remaining members of the BS and those in the know about the BS were downstairs talking about how there is no way Brittany and Jocasta would be dumb enough to actually buy all of Devin's talk. haha..
There was also a lot of scrambling for what to say since everyone downstairs knew exactly what Devin was doing upstairs. Ultimately they all agreed they would just have to wait to see what Brittany said when she came downstairs. So they waited..and waited...and waited..
Amber in a momentary fit of intelligence realized that it was Frankie's fault that they were in the situation and confronted him about why he would go tell Devin when they could have just blind sided him on Thursday. His only answer was "I dunno.."
Also while waiting, Frankie decided it would be a good idea to tell Victoria bits and pieces of what was going on.
The numbers of the rest of the house started to dwindle off to bed until only Zach, Hayden, and Derrick were left awake. Then Brittany and Jocasta escaped the HOH. Jocasta grabbed Paola and started pacing the yard in front of Derrick and Zach while Brittany didn't say anything to any of the boys and went to slamming silverware around in the kitchen in front of Hayden.
Right now it's almost 7am here and the BB kitchen is the most awkward place in the world. I can't wait to see what transpires throughout the day. This cast just keeps on giving. As of now, Zach is staying with the entire house vote, but the drama is high and on the edge of explosion. As always you guys can follow me @ashes2ashes13 for more overnight updates. Until tomorrow night...