Entries in April (84)
With the POV pretty much worthless at this point since Keesha is being babysat by April and Libra I was thinking about this scenario......
Imagine with me if you will that somehow Jessie does manage to get Keesha's ear once again, and she seems like she is actually considering using the POV and putting up Libra.
At that moment the producers should call Keesha to the Diary Room. and then lock the rest of the HGs outside, then start the POV meeting...... mwhahahahaahah!
Ok, it won't happen I know and at this point I don't think Jessie could convince Keesha of anything - but it is a thought. And a totally unfair one to Libra at that.
He's currently in the HOH attempting to expose April and her lies. She's stammering and contradicting herself, but he's coming off as a complete lunatic. "This feels like jail. I can't eat. I can't sleep. I'm in jail because of somebody else's lie." He's also repeating once again that he was promised safety this week, and that the conversation to go after Steven was with her, Ollie, and Libra. This has all happened despite the fact that every single person (outside of Jerry's supposed comment to Angie) has assured him that he's safe. His quote of the afternoon? "I've not once said anything bad about anybody!" Yeah, right.
BTW, Ollie and April have never slept together because he "snores like a cow". Bwahahahahahaha! Edit: Now she has said that she spends time with Ollie because sometimes "it's nice to have somebody to cuddle with". Yeah, for a full 90 seconds.
Libra, for once, is playing smart. She's spending the day napping.
It's only fair, I guess, that I post some pics of people besides Angie. I even included one of Queen Libra.
Meanwhile, Memphis is sweet-talking Keesha. Supposedly, he'd rather that Jessie stay over Angie. He does gets in some good shots against Libra, though.
Ok, I can't resist including a few shots of my girl Angie, especially since I probably won't have too many more opportunities.
According to Joker's Update:
April: Cum on me.
Ollie: You want me too?
Ollie: On you?
Both are breathing heavily. Ollie has slowed down. You can hear more kissing.
He grabbed her something so she could wipe off then climbed back in bed. Quickie!
Tonight Julie Chen appeared on Craig Ferguson's Late Late Night Show on CBS. They went into the house live at the end of the interview! I'll only give a synopsis of what happened during that part of the interview:
It was pretty fast paced. The audience approval kind of made it hard for the houseguests to hear EVERYTHING, but they were super excited to find out why they were woken up/rounded up on the couches. Julie told the houseguests to always expect the unexpected and it seemed like they were all SO nervous from realizing they were about to be on national tv, not get Brian back or something. (Sillies!!!!)
When Craig Ferguson began speaking to them, he had already seen a couple episodes, specifically the honey challenge. He had a liking for April, and wanted to speak to her the most. They, instead, began talking to Jessie and Craig blurted out "I'm not trying to talk to you dude!" Burn. Jessie was devastated once he realized what happened. He drooled all over her, then asked if they had "any of that honey left". The audience got a kick out of all of it. They went into the boobs, and April said she "had to prove it all the time that they were real." (Yeah, we know blahblahblah). He moved on to Jerry, since Jerry got a feel, and asked Jerry if he ever felt a fake boob, which BIG SURPRISE, he hasn't. Jerry mistook something Craig said amongst laughter for an invitation to feel everyone's boobs in the house to compare them to April's real knockers. They accidently showed Julie Chen doing the national closed-finger-slash-move to indicate "no way" to whoever was behind the camera. Duh you old pervert, more and more I see Jerry as a man who would totally take anything shoved in his face because well...I'm just going to say it to get it out the way....it's not like his wife would remember.....
The Jessie got his vindication talk with Craig, during which he said people are steadily "talking shit about people behind their backs" but "not his own". Julie tried to save the awkward moment by getting Jessie to take off his shirt (I'm guessing in a last ditch effort to gain the show more popularity amongst horny cougars), which ended up being a weird idea, since, um, Julie expected Craig to say more than "yeah um ok". I don't even find him sexy. One of the funniest interviews I've seen with Craig.
I wonder which houseguests are pissed they got no air time.
Showtime began tonight with Memphis hanging out with the self-proclaimed King and Queen. When he left the room, the brain trust congratulated themselves for working out a second alliance behind Memphis' back - this time with Dan. I hope to God Memphis figures this out and wages war. Michelle also wants to watch Jessie take a bubble bath. Yeah, we know you do.
Meanwhile, when Libra's not complaining about being hungry, she's talking out of both sides of her mouth. First, she says that the people put up should be by house consensus, and then she tells April and Ollie that our girl Angie needs to go next. But by no means is next week her turn to go.
I think I'm punching out for the night. The conversations are beyond boring, and the only person I enjoy watching hasn't been shown all night.