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Friday
Jun282013

Having fun with my First Impressions 

Most of us fans have twitter and if we do it's a big part of our Big Brother experience. It gives us a way to vent, live tweet, discuss the show and best of all, we can stay connected to past and even current Houseguests!
As I soaked in yet another round of pre-show bios and watched the long-awaited first episode (FINALLLYY!!), I started to think of what handles I would choose for these HG's as if it was my job to do so. Here they are.  I hope you like them. I had a lot of fun doing it.
Comment and please share yours now that we've seen the first episode and the feeds are open for us obsess over again. I'd love to see them.
 
Nick - @RollerDouche
Jack of no trades, master of even less.
 
Helen - @Chenbot 2.0
 
Spencer - @Ghost Bear
They won't see him coming.  My pick to win. 
 
David - @SuperChillBro
It's plainly obvious David is trying for former Houseguest Jesse's spot as God's annoying gift to the world.  I would NOT mind seeing them duel to the death, especially to the death.
 
Elissa - @NOTRachelsSister
I couldn't stand Rachel so much, that she actually isn't that bad.  But she won't stay long because Rachel clearly set her up to fail. 
 
McCrae - @CrouchingTigerHiddenSlacker
It's astounding that HG's thought someone with half a brain couldn't possibly deliver pizzas.  Andy's suspicion goes to show how little of a mastermind he actually is.  McCrae should have no problem staying likable and making it far if he plays his cards correctly.
 
Gina Marie - @TrashBoat (thanks Regular Show)
I kept trying to think of another name, but this Regular Show reference is too hard to pass up.  If you haven't checked it out, you should.  Bet you McCrae loves it. 
 
Jeremy - @WereBoat
Besides being a Taylor Lautner lookalike, he reminds me of Dr. Will just a lot more fake Indian sprinkled on top. How many of us know someone who is small#% Cherokee.  Also, why does he need to live on a boat? WHERE DID HE DUMP THE BODIES??
 
Howard - @TheUnincredibleHulk
No muscles on this guy, totally not a threat at all, nothing to see here.
 
Judd - @TwoRedLights
Pretty sure we'll hear about how small a town Judd is from.  I think his accent is adorable though.  I "awwww" after every sentence. His non-threatening way of saying things is going to make people trust him, but I have a really weird feeling his small town nature and the pressure of the game will create a tornado.
 
Kaitlin - @1oftheGuys
'Cause it's totally *never* her fault when a girl says she doesn't get along with other girls, right?
 
Jessi - @HotterThanU
Amanda - @ImtheHot1
Aaryn - @HotterThanU2
More running, swimming, wading through pools of anything please!!!!! Also, bath time IS AWESOMMMEE.
 
Andy - @TruthSerum
I always enjoy the house gay. Ironically,  they always have the biggest balls and have no problem blowing up publicly on someone, which is always amazing entertainment. (See: Ragan and Rachel).
However, as I've already mentioned, Andy will bury himself in his own theories and hammer every last nail into his own coffin for it.  
 
Candice - @ClassyNSassy
I'm actually hoping Candice doesn't blow up the way BB history would predict. How deep do her "two personalities" actually go? Granted, there have been some really inappropriate things said in the BB House before to muddy the waters, but Candice has the potential to finally leave a positive mark in her own right as an African American woman and instead of becoming PC Police she can make an intelligent stand to do so. She has the capacity, I'm praying she uses it positively. 
 
Anywho, I'm hoping to add some silliness to BBGossip to give all of us a break for a few. Thanks Mike and BBGossip for rewelcoming me back!
 
Happy Watching!
Barb

Follow me on twitter: @BarbLovesBB

 

Saturday
Jul172010

The beginning of the end?

Sorry, I'm trying to type through just hysterical laughter.

So as previously pointed out, Matt offered himself as a pawn.  Rachel and Brendon have been in the HoH talking about their options for what seems like HOUUUUUUUURS.  Rachel's still in love with the idea, so when Andrew came up in the middle of their long-ass, kiss-face session Brendon OFFERED HIMSELF and spilled the beans RIGHT IN FRONT OF RACHEL. She was immediately pissed and Brendon packed up his shit and left.  So she did what any mature person would do... bawl their eyes out.

Cut to 40 seconds later:

Ugh.  This is going to end horribly.  I cannot friggin' wait.

Thursday
Jul012010

Where my gays at? BB12 Edition.

So, we're used to the stereotypical homosexual in the house.  What about this year?  I know the bowtie is on the "colorful side", but seriously, is Ragan my gay or am I doomed to live without!? 

Whereas I'm excited to see a hot bisexual chick completely fail at using her sexuality for any competitive gain, I need my gay drama most recently fulfilled by Kevin Campbell of BB11.  I miss that scarf-wearing little rascal.

P.S. Hayden's hipster mop top needs to go, or I can't enjoy him.  But I'll toooooooootally watch him sunbathe with Dame. 

UPDATE:

So he's so gay, thanks commenter, my suspicions (and lack of attention to detail) was at least correct. 

Here's why I think he's even awesomer.  Ragan is too successful and media connected to play the real game.  He has a podcast which airs on Sirius Satellite called Fox and the City and a blog found here http://www.raganfox.com/ He's my pick for shenanigan city. hmmm.

Monday
Jun212010

I am sick..

of waiting.

Hi, I'm Barb, and I'm impatient.  See more of my lack of patience throughout this Season here. :)

The new house decor is killin' me.  I've been wanting to figure out the funeral parlor deal, but I just can't.  I really hope it's not the obvious--a shrine for evicted HG's.  

The limited space--less rooms, less personal and relaxed games to play--might force HG's to use any new tactic to communicate.  Big Brother Sign Language.. Hell yea!

Things I do NOT want to see this Season:

1) Someone throwing their mic into the pool and giving up

2) Someone lying about their age--so pointless

3) A showmance--real or not (Unattached sex is A-OK though!)

Things I really really want to see this Season:

1) Nudity

2) Julie Chen in her signature body glitter

3) Julie Chen nude.. wait what?

What's your list?

 

Monday
Jul132009

Another reason I love Jordan.

She just said she'd love to smoke some pot right now! I'm in loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Monday
Jul132009

One of the things I hate about houseguests ANY season is when they complain about what the producers do and do not give them. The biggest crybaby: Chima.

In the last 15 minutes Chima has complained about: not getting the special little bag she came in with for her knick knacks, the shampoo, the food, not being able to access the internet for recipes, and not liking the flavor cupcake she got.

When will we have a house with people who don't do this? I cannot imagine ever letting it set in that I am actually in the Big Brother House. Seriously, is shampoo really all that shitty if you have some at all? These people are lucky the producers aren't purposely fucking with them more.

While walking around a snooty part of NYC this weekend, and hearing snobs converse while taking their Sunday strolls, my boyfriend and I were trying to come up with the most annoying things people can say that will completely turn you off of them. A few we came up with: someone saying something is "to die for", using "yoohoo" as a hello, and liking Mimosas. Chima brought up wanting to make mimosas. I NEED HER GONE.

I must say though, the girls are looking fucking HOT while getting ready tonight. Jordan nummies.

Friday
Jul102009

Uhoh...

While the rest of the house was sleeping, Casey was outside talking to Lydia, and brought up that Obama was elected because of "white guilt". I'm pretty sure he's trying to correlate that with Chima even being in the house. He loves doing his Chima cackle impression.

Oh boy.

Tuesday
Jul222008

Julie Chen on Craig Ferguson

Tonight Julie Chen appeared on Craig Ferguson's Late Late Night Show on CBS. They went into the house live at the end of the interview! I'll only give a synopsis of what happened during that part of the interview:

It was pretty fast paced. The audience approval kind of made it hard for the houseguests to hear EVERYTHING, but they were super excited to find out why they were woken up/rounded up on the couches. Julie told the houseguests to always expect the unexpected and it seemed like they were all SO nervous from realizing they were about to be on national tv, not get Brian back or something. (Sillies!!!!)

When Craig Ferguson began speaking to them, he had already seen a couple episodes, specifically the honey challenge. He had a liking for April, and wanted to speak to her the most. They, instead, began talking to Jessie and Craig blurted out "I'm not trying to talk to you dude!" Burn. Jessie was devastated once he realized what happened. He drooled all over her, then asked if they had "any of that honey left". The audience got a kick out of all of it. They went into the boobs, and April said she "had to prove it all the time that they were real." (Yeah, we know blahblahblah). He moved on to Jerry, since Jerry got a feel, and asked Jerry if he ever felt a fake boob, which BIG SURPRISE, he hasn't. Jerry mistook something Craig said amongst laughter for an invitation to feel everyone's boobs in the house to compare them to April's real knockers. They accidently showed Julie Chen doing the national closed-finger-slash-move to indicate "no way" to whoever was behind the camera. Duh you old pervert, more and more I see Jerry as a man who would totally take anything shoved in his face because well...I'm just going to say it to get it out the way....it's not like his wife would remember.....

The Jessie got his vindication talk with Craig, during which he said people are steadily "talking shit about people behind their backs" but "not his own". Julie tried to save the awkward moment by getting Jessie to take off his shirt (I'm guessing in a last ditch effort to gain the show more popularity amongst horny cougars), which ended up being a weird idea, since, um, Julie expected Craig to say more than "yeah um ok". I don't even find him sexy. One of the funniest interviews I've seen with Craig.

I wonder which houseguests are pissed they got no air time.

Wednesday
Jul162008

A little bit-a aftermath

Dan immediately said he wouldn't kiss Jessie's ass, and Libra was crying alone in her room while trying to change her outfit without us seeing the goods.

Most are reflecting. Jessie saying he "couldn't believe he won". Michelle, Libra and April trying to kiss Jessie's ass in the kitchen, Ollie sitting close by. Keesha, Memphis, Jerry, Angie, Dan at the dining room table. Renny is floating around. Dinner time is nearing. GET DRUNK BITCHES.

Libra gave kisses to the cameras..I'm assuming she's just kinda missing her support system/her white husband. The HoH competition must have gotten to her. I can't imagine what it's like not to have the person you go to for advice/support around during stressful times.

Sunday
Jul132008

Big Surprise

Libra is pissing people off already. They just restocked the 'fridge', and she's already throwing out when the rest of the house can drink the beer, even though she doesn't even drink it.

I'm sick of people talking about the production crew. "They this, they that" Fuck off. Rodeo even said "normally that [a food item] is over here so I was surprised it was here". People who walk into the house like they own the place just annoy me so fucking much. Can't wait 'til they Dustin his ass. Can these people stop talking over each other in the same damn room?

Michelle was outside talking to Angie and she left to get a Sprite and come back, Angie went inside too and left Michelle outside by herself. After fiddling around with a couple pretzels, she opened the glass sliding doors to ask Jerry (of all people) to come outside and it looked like she was making a "play pool" sign with her hands. He ignored her totally, til Jessie and Memphis saved her. Angie came out then. Michelle's not the best conversationalist. She reminds me of 8's Amber. Fuckin' crazy eyes too. Her and Jessie would be perfect for each other. SHOWMANNNNCCE PLZ.