The beginning of the end?

Sorry, I'm trying to type through just hysterical laughter.

So as previously pointed out, Matt offered himself as a pawn.  Rachel and Brendon have been in the HoH talking about their options for what seems like HOUUUUUUUURS.  Rachel's still in love with the idea, so when Andrew came up in the middle of their long-ass, kiss-face session Brendon OFFERED HIMSELF and spilled the beans RIGHT IN FRONT OF RACHEL. She was immediately pissed and Brendon packed up his shit and left.  So she did what any mature person would do... bawl their eyes out.

Cut to 40 seconds later:

Ugh.  This is going to end horribly.  I cannot friggin' wait.

Where my gays at? BB12 Edition.

So, we're used to the stereotypical homosexual in the house.  What about this year?  I know the bowtie is on the "colorful side", but seriously, is Ragan my gay or am I doomed to live without!? 

Whereas I'm excited to see a hot bisexual chick completely fail at using her sexuality for any competitive gain, I need my gay drama most recently fulfilled by Kevin Campbell of BB11.  I miss that scarf-wearing little rascal.

P.S. Hayden's hipster mop top needs to go, or I can't enjoy him.  But I'll toooooooootally watch him sunbathe with Dame. 

UPDATE:

So he's so gay, thanks commenter, my suspicions (and lack of attention to detail) was at least correct. 

Here's why I think he's even awesomer.  Ragan is too successful and media connected to play the real game.  He has a podcast which airs on Sirius Satellite called Fox and the City and a blog found here http://www.raganfox.com/ He's my pick for shenanigan city. hmmm.

I am sick..

of waiting.

Hi, I'm Barb, and I'm impatient.  See more of my lack of patience throughout this Season here. :)

The new house decor is killin' me.  I've been wanting to figure out the funeral parlor deal, but I just can't.  I really hope it's not the obvious--a shrine for evicted HG's.  

The limited space--less rooms, less personal and relaxed games to play--might force HG's to use any new tactic to communicate.  Big Brother Sign Language.. Hell yea!

Things I do NOT want to see this Season:

1) Someone throwing their mic into the pool and giving up

2) Someone lying about their age--so pointless

3) A showmance--real or not (Unattached sex is A-OK though!)

Things I really really want to see this Season:

1) Nudity

2) Julie Chen in her signature body glitter

3) Julie Chen nude.. wait what?

What's your list?

Another reason I love Jordan.

She just said she'd love to smoke some pot right now! I'm in loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

One of the things I hate about houseguests ANY season is when they complain about what the producers do and do not give them. The biggest crybaby: Chima.

In the last 15 minutes Chima has complained about: not getting the special little bag she came in with for her knick knacks, the shampoo, the food, not being able to access the internet for recipes, and not liking the flavor cupcake she got.

When will we have a house with people who don't do this? I cannot imagine ever letting it set in that I am actually in the Big Brother House. Seriously, is shampoo really all that shitty if you have some at all? These people are lucky the producers aren't purposely fucking with them more.

While walking around a snooty part of NYC this weekend, and hearing snobs converse while taking their Sunday strolls, my boyfriend and I were trying to come up with the most annoying things people can say that will completely turn you off of them. A few we came up with: someone saying something is "to die for", using "yoohoo" as a hello, and liking Mimosas. Chima brought up wanting to make mimosas. I NEED HER GONE.

I must say though, the girls are looking fucking HOT while getting ready tonight. Jordan nummies.