Entries in Jerry (77)
Just moments after Jerry claimed that they've been nothing but nice, Michelle has to open her big mouth. "How is he a football coach? He's a fucking liar. He ain't no fucking football coach. He's a fucking cheerleader. That's why he's always got to be there because he has to go cheerlead. Dan don't know how to suck a pussy. But he knows how to suck a dick. Some other guy probably has his pussy now." Ugh. They've spent their entire time playing pool talking about what terrible people Memphis and Dan are.
Oh yeah, and Michelle added that Memphis would probably like a little "Brokeback Mountain action".
Before Jerry walked in, though, Ollie said that the reason Dan made such a big deal during the HOH competition about seeing Monica was so they'd see the "phony" picture. Michelle is now pissed that she was put up instead of Ollie. "It just doesn't make sense." Yeah, right.
Just over 24 hours ago, Michelle couldn't stand to be in the same room as Jerry, and she had almost as many theories about him as she did about Dan. Now they're bff's, and they always have been. Jerry's back to complaining about Dan's Bible, and all three are full of self-pity because they're "all alone in this game". No, you're not.
What is up with Michelle's awful sign language? Or her earache-inducing chewing? And is there a bigger gossip than Jerry?
When the feeds returned, Jerry was up in the HOH grovelling to Dan. Memphis was hunting for food in the storage room, and then headed up to the HOH after Jerry left. Dan is trying to calm him down, telling Memphis that he must trust him, but Memphis is too worried about Renny's vote. "What the hell have you been smoking?"
Dan also advised Memphis to play up being upset. "Oh, I will 'cuz I am!" He also promised that he will break his word to Ollie if he wins the veto.
If they evict April, Michelle thinks that Jerry will team up with the boys to pick off the girls one by one. Every move Jerry makes is suspicious to Michelle; even just sitting outside. And since Memphis hates Jerry, they'd be a perfect alliance. "They way he's walking around here, knowing something. I just find it weird that he hasn't talked to me." Trust me, Michelle, nobody wants to talk to you.
My head hurts trying to follow all of Michelle's theories. Oh wait, that's the remnants of last night's bottle of wine.
Jerry apologizes...and then goes on to talk about how hurt he was by Dan's betrayal. He once again reminds Dan that he "saved" him last week. But his Judas comment wasn't "hateful"; he was just pissed. "If you guys keep me, maybe we can have another alliance." Yeah, that's going to happen.
Suddenly, Jerry has liked Dan from the beginning. At least Dan sort of responds - "It's not fun walking around somebody who is mad at me."
Here's some more of their conversation:
Dan: How do you feel about this week?
Jerry: I feel that I have a good chance because April has built a bad situation and I kept my word last week. And now I'm alone. I'm counting on your side. I'm going to have to protect you guys if April goes in next week.
Dan: The HOH comp - I picked you because you said that. If you wouldn't have said that, I wouldn't have picked you. But you made it easy.
Jerry: I knew that. But I'm hoping I can count on you and Memphis this week, because Michelle disowned me. If you guys keep me, you've gained another alliance because Mich is still strong.
Dan: I didn't take it personally because we did have an alliance.
Jerry: It hurt me deeply. It would have been different if you would have told me or asked me to go with you to show some relationship. I still like you. You are just like one of the kids
Dan: I hope when we get out of here we are cool.
Jerry: I'm a street fighter. It hit me hard; it was nasty. I was wrong, for that part of what I said, I am sorry.
Dan: I appreciate it.
Wow! Just when I thought Renny was off her rocker, she did the right thing and put up Jerry and April. Jerry is now upstairs making his case about his honesty and everything else, but Renny is repeating that he's not her target.
This is a smart move in my opinion. If either win veto, then Ollie will go up. Barring some weirdness, it's guaranteed that one of the three are going home.
Well, now everybody knows about the plan to boot Keesha instead of Libra. Silly old man.
(Edit: Sorry, I inserted the wrong video. I'll update it when it surfaces.)
I also read that last last night Renny pledged to take Michelle to the end. How did that happen? Oh, I found the video.