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Just moments after Jerry claimed that they've been nothing but nice, Michelle has to open her big mouth. "How is he a football coach? He's a fucking liar. He ain't no fucking football coach. He's a fucking cheerleader. That's why he's always got to be there because he has to go cheerlead. Dan don't know how to suck a pussy. But he knows how to suck a dick. Some other guy probably has his pussy now." Ugh. They've spent their entire time playing pool talking about what terrible people Memphis and Dan are.
Oh yeah, and Michelle added that Memphis would probably like a little "Brokeback Mountain action".
Before Jerry walked in, though, Ollie said that the reason Dan made such a big deal during the HOH competition about seeing Monica was so they'd see the "phony" picture. Michelle is now pissed that she was put up instead of Ollie. "It just doesn't make sense." Yeah, right.
Just over 24 hours ago, Michelle couldn't stand to be in the same room as Jerry, and she had almost as many theories about him as she did about Dan. Now they're bff's, and they always have been. Jerry's back to complaining about Dan's Bible, and all three are full of self-pity because they're "all alone in this game". No, you're not.
What is up with Michelle's awful sign language? Or her earache-inducing chewing? And is there a bigger gossip than Jerry?
When the feeds returned, Jerry was up in the HOH grovelling to Dan. Memphis was hunting for food in the storage room, and then headed up to the HOH after Jerry left. Dan is trying to calm him down, telling Memphis that he must trust him, but Memphis is too worried about Renny's vote. "What the hell have you been smoking?"
Dan also advised Memphis to play up being upset. "Oh, I will 'cuz I am!" He also promised that he will break his word to Ollie if he wins the veto.