JORDAN IS A HO?

This dumb bitch Lydia.

Calling Jordan a whore during the week's 2nd HOH competition.

AREN'T YOU CRYING OVER JESSIE? WOULDN'T YOU DO ANYTHING TO GET JESSIE BACK? AREN'T YOU JESSIE'S PUPPET?

Go home.

I can't wait for Scott's episode update on this idiot.

Classy B*****s!

We may not have seen the fireworks we expected, but don't think that Lydia, Chima, and Natalie aren't mourning the loss of King Jessie. Apparently, they stormed into the diary room and threatened to quit the show. A producer named Ruth calmed them down by saying that Jessie was "taking it well". To appease them, they were also given additional beauty products (others were each given an item to make it fair).

Chima also dumped Russell's suitcase out, and somebody stripped Jeff's bed of his sheets. Expect things to get more heated as their anger continues to ferment.

Clarification: Jeff and Russell received nothing. Chima wants to go off on Jeff, but is supposedly going to wait until after the POV. Jeff's sheets weren't torn off his bed, but his hate was filled with Nerds.

BFF's???

Somebody explain how this happened!

When I went to bed last night, Lydia appeared to be annoyed by anything and everything Natalie was saying (understandable, I know). Yet sometime during the night, they decided they loved each other, and at one point even cuddled!

Check out this exchange:

Natalie: Lydia? So, you know, I didn't like you at first, you know, but you intrigue me. If I dated girls, I'd date you. I really would. I even got into the other side of the shower while you were in there.
Lydia: Awww, that's kinda cute.
Natalie: You're growing on me!
Lydia: You're growing on me.
Jessie: I'm sick now.
Kevin: Y'know Jessie, you're kinda growing on me.

Not much else has happened. It's picture day, and everybody seems to be getting along pretty well. Jessie has told Jordan and Jeff that he wants to talk to them. It's clear he's really worried about tomorrow's eviction, and he's annoying Natalie with the constant talk of the mystery power.

Speaking of tomorrow's CBS show, there are rumors circulating that CBS is worried about the uproar that may occur if Jeff indeed uses the mystery power. An email was sent out to ticket holders stating that they needed to be at the studio's lot by 11:30 am, instead of the usual 2 pm. Speculation is that the eviction will be taped.

Dog Days of Summer

The lack of posts the past couple of days is because there really hasn't been anything going on. There's really only been three things worth noting:

1. Michelle's bikini top broke yesterday, so feed watchers got a nice fleeting glimpse.

2. Jeff took a sip of Gatorade, and has been given an extra day of slop as punishment.

3. BB has provided some activities for the house. Play-doh was introduced last night, and a badminton set was given to them today. Could those be used in the next HOH?

Otherwise, everybody has been been laying around. Jeff is so bored that he just headed up to the HOH. Jessie and Natalie scurried around, and dragged in the chess set, but it turns out Jeff just wants to hear Chima's Prince CD

POV Underway!

Besides Lydia, Chima, and Russell, the players are Jeff (chosen by Russell, much to Jessie's chagrin), Kevin, and Natalie. Michelle is also bummed that she's not playing, as she feels she'll go up if either of the nominees are taken down. It appears that it's one of those contests where each player goes out on his own to play, and then the winning time is determined after everybody plays.

After the players were chosen, Natalie had a little whisper with Russell telling him that he shouldn't worry as he's not going home. I wonder what "Scamper" has planned.