Keesha is so pissed at Jessie that she has told everybody that he's going up. Renny is obviously ecstatic. The plan is still to evict Angie, but I don't think that's a smart move (and not just because I love her). Jessie and Michelle are both going to go berserk, even if he's told he's nothing but a pawn. We've already seen how he holds a grudge for dumb reasons, and Keesha and the hens will now be on the top of his hit list if he's not evicted.
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Tonight Julie Chen appeared on Craig Ferguson's Late Late Night Show on CBS. They went into the house live at the end of the interview! I'll only give a synopsis of what happened during that part of the interview:
It was pretty fast paced. The audience approval kind of made it hard for the houseguests to hear EVERYTHING, but they were super excited to find out why they were woken up/rounded up on the couches. Julie told the houseguests to always expect the unexpected and it seemed like they were all SO nervous from realizing they were about to be on national tv, not get Brian back or something. (Sillies!!!!)
When Craig Ferguson began speaking to them, he had already seen a couple episodes, specifically the honey challenge. He had a liking for April, and wanted to speak to her the most. They, instead, began talking to Jessie and Craig blurted out "I'm not trying to talk to you dude!" Burn. Jessie was devastated once he realized what happened. He drooled all over her, then asked if they had "any of that honey left". The audience got a kick out of all of it. They went into the boobs, and April said she "had to prove it all the time that they were real." (Yeah, we know blahblahblah). He moved on to Jerry, since Jerry got a feel, and asked Jerry if he ever felt a fake boob, which BIG SURPRISE, he hasn't. Jerry mistook something Craig said amongst laughter for an invitation to feel everyone's boobs in the house to compare them to April's real knockers. They accidently showed Julie Chen doing the national closed-finger-slash-move to indicate "no way" to whoever was behind the camera. Duh you old pervert, more and more I see Jerry as a man who would totally take anything shoved in his face because well...I'm just going to say it to get it out the way....it's not like his wife would remember.....
The Jessie got his vindication talk with Craig, during which he said people are steadily "talking shit about people behind their backs" but "not his own". Julie tried to save the awkward moment by getting Jessie to take off his shirt (I'm guessing in a last ditch effort to gain the show more popularity amongst horny cougars), which ended up being a weird idea, since, um, Julie expected Craig to say more than "yeah um ok". I don't even find him sexy. One of the funniest interviews I've seen with Craig.
I wonder which houseguests are pissed they got no air time.
Showtime began tonight with Memphis hanging out with the self-proclaimed King and Queen. When he left the room, the brain trust congratulated themselves for working out a second alliance behind Memphis' back - this time with Dan. I hope to God Memphis figures this out and wages war. Michelle also wants to watch Jessie take a bubble bath. Yeah, we know you do.
Meanwhile, when Libra's not complaining about being hungry, she's talking out of both sides of her mouth. First, she says that the people put up should be by house consensus, and then she tells April and Ollie that our girl Angie needs to go next. But by no means is next week her turn to go.
I think I'm punching out for the night. The conversations are beyond boring, and the only person I enjoy watching hasn't been shown all night.
Jessie and Michelle are hanging out outside in the sun. Jessie's insecurities with his body are shining through. He has a pimple in his eyebrow that he's not too happy about. He stares at his hands. And his ears. He says they're weird.
Michelle and Jessie are BFF. They plan on getting on the next Big Brother All-Stars cast, but the house keeps yelling at them. Michelle says America loves them.
I hope I missed something. Because neither of them should be on an All-Stars show.