Entries in Jessie (97)
To be fair, he has yet to do this but a little bit ago our favorite tool came up with one of the craziest, most idiotic things I've heard on this show. Even crazier than what he has said for the past three days. He told Michelle that he he wants to put on his posing trunks and go outside where everybody else is and pose and ask when was the last time any of them looked as good as him. Yeah, that's a great idea. At least Michelle thinks so.
His growing mental instability may just lead to his eviction on Thursday. April, Ollie, and Libra had a conversation a little bit ago where they said they're now leaning to keep Angie. April, in particular, wants him gone and has told the others this is their opportunity. They're going to wait for the next blowup before approaching Keesha with this idea.
Michelle and Jessie are still going on and on about how wrong it is that Jessie is on the block, and how they'll get their revenge. Michelle started talking about the cattiness of the girls, and correct me if I'm wrong but I think I heard her say "I have a perfect tan. I have a perfect body. I have perfect hair. But you'll never see me acting like those blondes." Excuse me while I race to the bathroom.
Keesha is showing she's still clueless in a conversation with Dan. She denies that Angie was ever "real" friends with Steven, and that she just knows that Angie was coming after her despite not having any real evidence. Angie uses guys to be their fall guys by being friends. Ugh, kill her for not being a catty twit who just sits in the bedroom and speculate on everybody's morality.
Jerry is almost as big of a tool as Jessie. He's starting to act pretty cocky for being the 7th wheel in a seven-person alliance.
He just won't let it drop. Even though everybody, including Angie herself, has conceded that he's safe, he's still going on and on about the injustice of being on the block. After another one-sided conversation with Keesha, he believes that they're now working together, as is Dan and Renny. He also has "noticed" that the people in his own alliance are now distancing themselves from him. Um, no, tool. They're sitting outside, as they have been since they walked into the house. You're the one now hiding in the bedrooms conspiring.
He's lucky that Michelle is as needy as he is. She's now mad that Angie is actually talking to her enemies. So she's supposed to just roll over and let herself be evicted? (For the most part, that's exactly what she's done.)
The veto ceremony is now underway. Obviously, we can't see it, but I have a feeling it's going like this:
Keesha: As, um, the head of household...and, oh yeah, the person that has power of veto, I, um, I mean you both get to say some stuff to tell me why I should use it on you. Even though I've told everybody that I won't use it...although I'd like to because, um, my best friend Libra is a bitch. But I am an honest person, and I never, ever lie. So Angie, let's start with you.
Angie (who promised a long speech because she "has a lot to say"): I don't know why I'm up. But it's a game and I understand that. I hope you use the veto on me, but I understand if you don't. Can I go smoke?
Jessie: I'm up here based on a lie. I was promised to not be put up this week, but you're all scared of my awesome physique. I demand respect! It's just not right to be put up here based on a lie! My awesome physique demands to know who told the lie! You all must respect me. I can't eat. I can't sleep. I'm in jail. I'm in jail based on a lie! You just have to use the veto on me so that my awesome physique can continue to inspire all of you to respect me. It's so hard to be this awesome, and now you have put me in jail...
Keesha (cutting off Jessie, who continues to babble about respecting his awesome physique): I'm really tired, so I've made a decision. Well, my best friend who hates me decided it for me. I'm doing this for you, Steven, despite the banner that you flew over the house yesterday. And I'm not going to use the veto. Oh, I have to dramatically shut the box? Ok. How does it work? (Struggling to close it) This is soooooooo hard! Libra, will you shut it for me?
With the POV pretty much worthless at this point since Keesha is being babysat by April and Libra I was thinking about this scenario......
Imagine with me if you will that somehow Jessie does manage to get Keesha's ear once again, and she seems like she is actually considering using the POV and putting up Libra.
At that moment the producers should call Keesha to the Diary Room. and then lock the rest of the HGs outside, then start the POV meeting...... mwhahahahaahah!
Ok, it won't happen I know and at this point I don't think Jessie could convince Keesha of anything - but it is a thought. And a totally unfair one to Libra at that.
So Jerry and Michelle had a confrontation inside the house that turned into a screamfest. When Angie, Memphis, and Jessie walked in, he whined that she was "calling in her army". Now she's screaming over and over about how "fucking stupid" he is.
Meanwhile, Jerry the hero is upstairs relating his version of the story. Jerry is trying way too hard to prove himself. All day long, he's been hanging out in the back yard just long enough to pick up some nonsense that he feels proves something, and then running upstairs to report it.
According to the hens, all of the Jessie and Michelle anger is part of Angie's grand plan. Um, no
He's currently in the HOH attempting to expose April and her lies. She's stammering and contradicting herself, but he's coming off as a complete lunatic. "This feels like jail. I can't eat. I can't sleep. I'm in jail because of somebody else's lie." He's also repeating once again that he was promised safety this week, and that the conversation to go after Steven was with her, Ollie, and Libra. This has all happened despite the fact that every single person (outside of Jerry's supposed comment to Angie) has assured him that he's safe. His quote of the afternoon? "I've not once said anything bad about anybody!" Yeah, right.
BTW, Ollie and April have never slept together because he "snores like a cow". Bwahahahahahaha! Edit: Now she has said that she spends time with Ollie because sometimes "it's nice to have somebody to cuddle with". Yeah, for a full 90 seconds.
Libra, for once, is playing smart. She's spending the day napping.