Natalie Is Good!

How in the hell did Natalie pull this off? After 40+ days of hating on Jeff and Jordan, she was suddenly their best friend last night. Of course, Natalie never lies...but she is sure full of half-truths.

Guess what? It seems to have worked, as they made a deal. Backdooring Russell is now a possibility, and at the very least Lydia will possibly leave tomorrow.

The fact that she was able to turn this around with these two is the exact reason why they need to get Natalie out of there as soon as possible.

Tune in around 2 am last night to catch this silliness.

Edit: Natalie just informed Kevin of their fake deal, but says that if she wins HOH next week she's putting up Michelle and Jeff, with Jordan as the replacement if either of them wins POV. So much for never lying.

JORDAN IS A HO?

This dumb bitch Lydia.

Calling Jordan a whore during the week's 2nd HOH competition.

AREN'T YOU CRYING OVER JESSIE? WOULDN'T YOU DO ANYTHING TO GET JESSIE BACK? AREN'T YOU JESSIE'S PUPPET?

Go home.

I can't wait for Scott's episode update on this idiot.

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Natalie's Prize

Natalie won a phone call from home, and is understandably giddy. Her father said that they all gather to watch the network broadcasts (of course), and that her boyfriend stays up all night watching the live feeds. Who knows when this footage will air, though, as Thursday is pretty jam packed with action. I bet if she wasn't on the block, they would have held off the phone call until this weekend.

Not much else has happened the last 18 hours or so. The house went off slop last night, and BB stocked the storage room with sweets. Jordan ate a whole log of cookie dough by herself, and her sugar high babbling was entertaining.

Jeff finally got to spend the night alone with Jordan, although they did a lot of bickering before finally snuggling. They're both pretty paranoid about Russell and Michelle, although those two are just as bad. This morning Michelle confided to Russell that she heard people talking about her all night long. Somebody explain to me, though, how the Michelle/Russell alliance works when she's the one pushing Jordan to backdoor him.

As for the hens, Jessie was again the main top of discussion, and Lydia was again upset over things that Kevin and Natalie were saying about him. She especially didn't like it when Kevin told her that she was "Plan B" for Jessie, and that the nights he was especially caring to her were supposedly the same nights that Jessie and Natalie were arguing. Finally, Kevin demanded that the two girls come up with 20 good things about Jessie...and they both stopped after a couple of questionable compliments.

Russell Won a Massage

Almost everybody was napping when Jordan was called to the diary room. She was instructed to call everybody into the living room, where she announced BB had a surprise for them outside.

The surprise was a robe for each of them, and a masseuse. Anything to ease the tension, I guess...although it appears only Russell is taking advantage of it.

Edit: Oh wait - although everybody was called into the living room, the massage was a prize Russell won.