Poor Laura

Everybody is so mean to her because she's just so damned amazing. People are intimidated by her body, and brains. Oh yeah, women have an advanced vocabulary so all the men are scared of her. She tried to be Lydia's BFF but she moved on to other people, and her own team doesn't talk to her.

Get over yourself. Maybe complaining that silly girls playing dress up were just trying to get TV time ruined any chance of friendship. It's not your silly over-inflated breasts.

BTW, Jeff hates Russell (who showed his junk a little earlier). This could be interesting.

King Jesse (Ugh)

As he did the last time we saw him as HOH, Jesse is holding court in the HOH bedroom as if he owns the house. Laura is now up there kissing his ass (she believes she'd be the replacement nominee if the veto is used) , and, as always, Natalie is attached to his hip. He's as insufferable now as ever.

What's Laura's Problem?

I had such high hopes for this woman. The pre-show press materials promised that this woman would be the life of the party who would be in a bikini the entire season. Instead, she's the most conservative dresser, she never smiles, and she has plenty of venom against the other women in the house.

This came across from the very moment the live feeds came on, as she complained that Lydia and Jordan were dressing up to maximize TV time. Um, yeah, just like you told us you would in every interview the last two weeks. Maybe the best move isn't to sit around and be catty with that loudmouth Chima.

More on Laura (Crosby)

It's official - I love her!

More Info on Laura Leigh

According to I Hate Big Brother, she's a former Miss Howard Stern who has never watched Big Brother.