Wake Up, Memphis!!!

Showtime began tonight with Memphis hanging out with the self-proclaimed King and Queen. When he left the room, the brain trust congratulated themselves for working out a second alliance behind Memphis' back - this time with Dan. I hope to God Memphis figures this out and wages war. Michelle also wants to watch Jessie take a bubble bath. Yeah, we know you do.

Meanwhile, when Libra's not complaining about being hungry, she's talking out of both sides of her mouth. First, she says that the people put up should be by house consensus, and then she tells April and Ollie that our girl Angie needs to go next. But by no means is next week her turn to go.

I think I'm punching out for the night. The conversations are beyond boring, and the only person I enjoy watching hasn't been shown all night.

Keesha, Libra, and Renny Lesbian Talk

Talk about Steven being gay leads to whether any of them could be with a woman. Despite being extremely horny because her period's about to start, Keesha says she can't imagine doing what guys do to other women. Renny doesn't understand, so Keesha has to come right out and say "going down". All three agree that's gross.

Keesha has made out with chicks, though. When asked by Renny if that was to see if she liked it, Keesha's response was she did it to try to impress some guys. Yeah, she's one of those girls.

Steven's Final Push

The veto ceremony is coming up, and Steven is pushing hard to convince Jessie and Michelle that Libra should be put up. Michelle's not really buying it, saying that she has no problems with her so why should she put her up? Steven replies that everybody else has, and that putting her up would "get me and Dan on your side". Jessie is also skeptical, saying he'd be tempted to replace Steven with Renny. (Advice to Jessie, get over the Renny fight.)

Meanwhile, Libra is doing exactly what Steven is complaining about, turning a simple question from Angie about whether they should clean the kitchen into Angie trying to tell her what to do.

I don't believe it will happen, but wouldn't it be hilarious if Libra ended up walking out of the house via the same methodology that she used to orchestrate Brian's departure?

Seriously, Jessie and Michelle may be the worst pair to share power ever.

Jerry Leaves the Room and Libra Begins Bitching

It's rehash time! April's completely kissing her ass. Libra's complaint is that "people see what they want to see." You just described yourself.

OMG, she's completely playing the victim. She was lying in her bed, and was "attacked", and prodded, and called out, and blah blah blah. Poor girl.

Jerry Rules

Jerry summed up the day perfectly - "Libra's really stirring the fucking pot. It's going to bite her in the ass." He also said he knows that he's destined to leave soon, and he's fine with it. He does love April's legs in heels, though. "You think (Ollie's) going to get any of that before?"