Have/Have Not Results (And Other Saucy Tales)

The Brains are on slop/cold showers/etc., and it sounds like Jordan won the competition. Yes, I'm as surprised as you. Chima's not happy at all to be stuck on cabbage and cocktail weenies, although Jordan explained that she just had to punish Ronnie.

Meanwhile, Natalie's head keeps growing. She's calling herself co-HOH, and is already planning what she's going to do next when she wins HOH. I think she's catching on to Lydia's hookups with Jessie, as a bit of hostility is growing between the two women. "At least I have some sort of morale with Lydia", he says in response to Natalie's complaints about some comment Lydia made. Besides the fact the sentence makes no sense, is "morale" what the kids are calling it these days?

Downstairs, Lydia is confirming that she indeed used her hand on him this morning (10:28 am for those with the wayback machine) and on many other occasions. Kevin wants to know if "it" is pretty, and she says she hasn't seen it, and that the "other parts" are huge. This morning's session was the best, she added, because it was in "Natalie's bed" while wearing Natalie's clothes. "Using sex as a weapon; I'm all about it."

Edit: Lydia just added that she has NOT used her mouth on him, and WON'T! Besides the sex talk, it's a pretty interesting conversation. Kevin knows much more than he lets on.

Further edit: To clarify, the best time was when Lydia performed the act in Natalie's clothes and in her bed (last week). Today, however, was Jessie's best "performance", although she had to use her sweatshirt to..uh, clean him off.

King Jessie Holds Court

Everybody has to come up to pay their respects to the King, which is a fantastic way for Jessie and Natalie to gather information. I swear these people can't wait to spill their guts about everything.

They're also all backing down from demanding Ronnie get nominated, which Jessie is now telling Ronnie...sort of. He is informing Ronnie that he's the only HOH which wouldn't put him up right now (except for his sidekick Natalie, who quickly adds that neither would she). But he's also grilling Ronnie on all of his earlier misdeeds, babbling over and over the usual variations on the "action speaks a thousand words" cliche.

Casey's definitely going up, and mainly because he tried to put the athletes on slop.

Who Will King Jessie Nominate?

Natalie and Jessie are discussing nominations, and the idea of drawing straws is obviously thrown aside (like that would end up happening, anyway). Natalie is adamant that Casey needs to go, and the fact that he was willing to put the Athletes on slop is reason enough. Jessie believes that Jordan and Michelle are the obvious choices, but adds that nominating Jordan will again cause problems with Jeff.

Jessie also says that they may just have to admit that they have no plans to nominate, let alone eliminate Ronnie.

Meanwhile, Chima and Lydia are also saying that Michelle and Casey need to be put up, but Lydia does admit that if four of the final five are athletes she'll be "pissed".

How Will This Triangle Play Out?

You know that both Lydia and Natalie are expecting to stay in Jessie's HOH. How will he juggle these two?

Classy Bitches

Natalie and Chima thought it would be fun to hide Laura and Jordan's flat-iron. Imagine the controversy that would ensue if anybody did something similar to Chima?