We've already heard about Michelle and Keesha's supposed movie career, but April is now using her exploits to "prove" how down to earth she is. She's been in a blockbuster movie that "everybody" has seen; has been in a seven-page spread in a sports magazine; and has done a ton of commercials. Plus, she's now the star of the "best season ever" of Big Brother. And who knows, "P. Diddy may be a huge fan". I can't wait until she's out of the house and learns the truth.
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Um April, we already know you like it that way. Why does she continue to set me up like that? So, the brain thrust's great idea is to bring Libra into the new version of the top-secret super gigantic alliance. April believes they'll again be anonymous since Libra is a "giant target". How dare she make fun of Libra's weight like that. They're way too proud of themselves.
If you ever see April on the feeds or Showtime, there's no reason not to mute. Just refer back to this post, as this is EVERY conversation that she has with Ollie (outside of demanding where Ollie deposits some bodily fluids):
April: OMG, can you believe Keesha is such a bitch?
April: I've been nothing but sweet to that bitch. I don't deserve to be treated this way.
Ollie: I know, April.
April: She's friends with Memphis just to piss me off. He shouldn't be here. He already won a three million dollar car.
April: I'm tired of being stabbed in the back by everybody. I swear I'm the most caring person in this house.
Ollie: You are, April.
April: I bet Keesha has never had to work a day in her pathetic life. You know I work at least an hour a day, and it's sooooooo hard.
April: I've never said anything bad about anybody in this house, especially that stupid bitch and those other pathetic morons.
Ollie: I know, April.
April: Even Jerry. Yesterday, I saw him say hi to her. Talk about a slap to my face.
April: Even you, Ollie. I see the way you look at her when her fat ass is hanging out of her bikini. God, it's just pathetic the way she struts her body around here. At least I wear classy heels.
Ollie: I'm sorry, baby.
April: And why the fuck were you flirting with that cow Janelle? Sometimes you disgust me.
Ollie: It's not my fault she was talking to me. I'm sorry.
April: And then Libra wasn't even thankful that I made her a birthday cake. She knows I hate her, but I'm so wonderful that I set that aside and tried to give her a special treat.
Ollie: You did, April.
April: I've had it harder in this house than anybody. It's so hard to save everybody every single week, and then they treat me like that?
Ollie: They're just jealous of you, April.
April: America knows how wonderful I am. They know that I'm a beautiful, caring person who puts everybody's happiness before my own. Do you think CBS will air our wedding?
Ollie: Mmm-hmmm...wait a second!
April: Can you imagine how perfect it will be?
Ollie: What did you just say?
April: Are you ready for bed?
Ollie: Yeah, let's go.
Here is a quick recap since we tend to get side tracked very easily on this blog, although not as easily as we did when Angie was still in the house - right Scott?
Jessie is most likely still getting voted out tomorrow - although America is most likely the 'swing vote' as Dan put it last night when he spoke to "America" from the hammock. Dan asked America to choose Jessie because that would put him in less peril but since when does America give a care about what kind of position its 'player' is put in (right Eric?).
Libra, Keesha and Renny are set to vote out Jessie
Ollie, Jerry and Michelle want Memphis gone.
Dan, I mean America, has already voted twice for Jessie this week - I'd expect a third time tomorrow and it is bye bye Jessie as April's teeth clench and Jerry checks his hearing aid (right Jerry? I mean RIGHT JERRY??).
But today will be slow with the only major event the hour of picture time with April - lots of fake smiles all around!