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Saturday
Jul202013

Big Brother Gossip Show #305: Twitter Triumph

It began as a sluggish week, but the excitement level went up after our hero J-U-Double-D won HOH. Tonight's show went through everything that happened after his victory, including our successful online victory against the dreaded Reilly sister. 

Of course, that victory was shortlived, and we hang our heads in shame. We admit our defeat, though, and laugh at the silliness that ensued. Download this now! I said now! You're also not going to want to miss the debut of the new opening theme!

You can grab this at the usual online sources, or through Scott's The Ledge iPhone/android app. Or...

 

Thanks to those that listened live, and also for the contributions of Colette and Mike. I also can't forget our Ash for her wonderful work as Audio Producer!

Saturday
Jul202013

We Did It!

What a shocking, and hilarious, day! It appears (to some people, at least) that a grass roots effort resulted in success!

To understand what's happening, let's go back to Thursday night's eviction episode. Towards the end of the episode, Julie Chen announced that this week we would be voting for the third nominee instead of a MVP. Big Brother Gossip Show co-host Colette Lala posted on twitter that we should all vote for Elissa, and within minutes the gang here at this board jumped on the bandwagon.

It was great fun for all, as Mike, Barb, and myself posted ridiculous tweet after ridiculous tweet. We were all inundated with replies. Some called us bad names. Others attempted to "correct" us for our "mistake". Most just laughed.

Others joined us in our fun, and it actually became a bit scary as the Brenchel Army attempted to have twitter take away some accounts. For the most part, though, it was great fun, and we all retweeted the highlights of the replies. My tweets became more and more ridiculous, with ties to catladies, orphaned puppies, and Congressional proclamations. Some still didn't get it.

Did we ever believe that our fun would result in what we desired? I can say that I never thought it would happen. Yet earlier today, it was announced that Elissa was indeed the third nominee this week.

Let's analyze this a bit. Nobody believes that Elissa actually got the highest number of votes. That was clearly Aaryn, who was already nominated. The already-nominated Kaitlin may have even received the second highest vote total. If CBS is being honest, that would mean the person with the highest number of votes not already on the block would become the new nominee. That was Elissa.

Even without our shenanigans, she would probably have gone up. For one, despite the fact that the family name guarantees her an advantage in any poll, there are also a ton of people that are not fans of her or her sister. There are also Big Brother purists who are angry at the advantage that she has being Rachel's sister. Then there are those that don't care about her legacy but aren't impressed with her accomplishments this season. Here competition record is 0 for 9, by the way.

Then there are those who didn't read the rules, and just voted for Elissa like they have done this entire season. Chen's announcement was almost an aside. I for one didn't actually hear it until I saw twitter explode. The polls also opened before the West Coast feed aired. The combination of mistaken votes AND anti-Brenchel fans added up to put her where she is this very moment.

It's also probably the correct move, as Elissa has been acting even weirder than normal the last couple of days. She was clearly upset that she wasn't called into the diary room to make her MVP vote last night. She dolled up for nothing! This morning, she had the weirdest conversation I've ever heard when she told Judd that she's a production plant who knows everything that is going to happen. For more on that, and everything else that has happened this week, tune in to the Big Brother Gossip Show at 10 pm ET!  

Thursday
Jul182013

Big Brother Season 15, Episode 10 Recap

Tonight marks the end of a reign of terror. No longer will the house cower in fear, waiting for the next chip to fall. They’ll be able to act as they please; to hang around with anybody they want.

You probably are thinking right now that I’m referring to the departure of one of the nominees - Jeremy, Aaryn, or Spencer. Oh no, no, no. The person in question is the current HOH, Helen. For the next few days at least, the rest of the house will be free of scheduled activities, lectures about what America wants, or orders to NEVER EVER consider putting up the Royal Highness of any of her court. Or any of her court’s court. Or any hangers ons of the court.

It’s a night of celebration, even if I do believe we’ll be subjected to one last speech from her. I just know that this is the episode that they’ll reintroduce the HOH interview. Julie will toss her softballs, and then have to cut Helen off as she again wanders off on too many tangents about being a mother.

One piece of good news came out a bit before the show commenced. Apparently, there is going to be “big news”regarding the twist. Does that mean no more fixed MVP??? Please say yes, and please take that botox twit along with it!

I’m getting ahead of myself, though, so let’s go right to where we left off last night. As a result of a Romeo and Juliet version of Sophie’s Choice (or at least the CBS edit did), Kaitlin took herself down knowing that her replacement would be Jeremy.

Ugh Helen does her little victory dance in the diary room as she squeals in joy. “He’s finally leaving this house!” Kaitlin and Aaryn hug, and Aaryn says she’s going to “kiss some butts this week”. Kaitlin says she should feel thrilled, but she’s bummed that Jeremy is up. Jeremy, though, says “it’s not over until it’s over”. Yeah, it’s over.

Aaryn is now in the bathroom with Jeremy, who understands why he’s up but it “sucks because it’s so early”. For some reason, Aaryn tries to sound smart, talking about how it’s just like real life. Both Jeremy and her are being “discriminated against” because they’re pretty and are good at competitions. I can just see the glee in the Big Brother producer’s eyes as he captured that soundbyte. Just put your bikini on, little girl.

In the diary room, Jeremy admits that maybe he was a little bit too gung ho at the beginning, but now he’s going to do whatever it takes to save himself. First off, he’s dressed as a baby to show he’s actually fun. He thinks it “got into people’s hearts”.

While dressed as a baby, he attempts to woo the favor of McCrae and Amanda, who deadpans “I figured he either wanted to breast feed or campaign”. She plays it perfectly, by glancing at her breasts while saying, “thank God he was just looking for some votes”. Good girl.

Jeremy makes his plea, saying that he’d let the two of them make his next HOH picks if they save him. Judd is now with them, and he also says that he’ll think about it. Jeremy then does a handstand across the backyard.

Sexy music comes on as Aaryn starts doing some exercises in front of Jessie, Andy, GinaMarie, and Judd. Her plan is to show that she’s a fun person. She is then shown kissing up to various people, including Helen and Amanda. She even apologizes to Howard for “any comment” she may have made.

Finally, Aaryn walks into a room where people are talking about GinaMarie. “She is nuts”, says Amanda as we get another shot of her crying into Nick’s shorts. They talk about the collection of his garbage that she is treasuring, and decide to hide it. After gathering her stuff, GinaMarie discovers they’re all missing, and completely freaks out. She blames it on Aaryn, first with a smile that turns into dramatic tears. She wanders off and they all giggle. Amanda and McCrae return the items, telling her it’s just a joke. Aaryn is bummed that she didn’t take their fun as a joke.

Amanda then points out to McCrae that while Amanda was a bit of an instigator, she quickly pushed the blame onto them. “Fuck Aaryn”, says McCrae. “Bitch.” Maybe keeping Jeremy isn’t a bad idea after all.

On cue (or editor’s cue), Jeremy heads upstairs to grovel at Queen Helen’s feet. He says he’ll never go against her or Elissa (who is also in the room), and Helen says that he has to cast aside Kaitlin and Aaryn over the two of them. Yeah, right. Helen then says that his attitude has to completely change, and must protect Elissa and Helen. Anything else, Queen Helen? It’s a waste of time, but it gives CBS the footage needed to make it look like somebody else just may go home tonight.

After commercials, Julie addresses the house. Elissa gets the first question, asked if she is enjoying her first week not on the block. I honestly can’t understand her response. Candice is then asked about the events of last Thursday night. Candice replies that she has forgiven Aaryn. Kaitlin is asked how hard it was to take herself down, and the answer is what you’d expect. Howard is next, with a question about his religious beliefs. He replies that it’s hard to deal with the fact that lying is a part of the game, and that “I’m feeling better about it”.

Now we finally get a family portion of the show, and it is Amanda and McCrae’s folks! A bit of a disclaimer here. I’ follow Amanda’s dad and sister on twitter, and find them to be a treat. I’m not going to apologize for being a proud friend here. After some cutesy footage of the pair, we move to McCrae’s family cheering him on as he makes out with Amanda. His dad describes him as “unique”, and how he and his mother has been diehard fans for years.
Time to move on to the Zukerman’s. Her mom says that she has dated “quite a bit”, and all kinds. Her dad adds that she always gets what she wants. A little tiff is then shown between the pair, and Andy says they should get married. McCrae’s dad complains that Amanda “wears the pants” in their relationship. Amanda’s mom does hope there is more to McCrae than pizza delivery. A fun little segment.

More commercials before we move to the final pleas. Jeremy goes first, and he pretty much concedes that he’s a goner. He says that he played too hard, and throws in some reference to poop for some reason. Aaryn is next, and thanks her family but says she’ll respect any house decision. Spencer thanks a bunch of people, including Dave Grohl. Wait, what???

Voting then starts with Candice, who votes to evict Jeremy, as does Andy, Howard, and Elissa. Kaitlin, though, votes to evict Spencer as does GinaMarie. Wait, GinaMarie actually voted against Jeremy! Amanda also votes against Jeremy, as does McCrae (for eating the last pizza in the house), Jessie, and Judd. Jeremy is out 9- 0 -1!

We have to wait, though, before his eviction. Julie announces the vote, and Jeremy is up before she’s even done. He’s pretty calm, hugging everybody and saying “it’s nothing personal”. Saying “where’s my princess”, the last kiss and hug goes to Kaitlin. “Play hard”, he says as he walks out.

There’s no in-house craziness with this eviction, as they all calmly wait for Jeremy’s picture to go dark. We quickly return to Julie and Jeremy, who starts off by asking if his cockiness is why he’s gone. He says that everybody said he had to “calm down, but I’m a winner”. Even Julie thinks this is idiotic, but he says that because of Kaitlin he is walking out a different man. Julie goes on about the bully image, which Jeremy denies with some silliness about being big. God, he’s a moron. Julie won’t let the growing thing die, and we get more of this garbage about “working on his inside”.

Goodbye message time, and it starts with McCrae complaining about his arrogance. Elissa doesn’t have anything to say, which isn’t anything new. Helen does what she does best...lecture. Kaitlin then sadly says she can’t bear to deal without him, but she can’t wait to see him afterwards. Julie asks how excited he will be to see her afterwards, and he says “she better bring home the check”. Classy, dude.

I initially missed this, but I guess this week America is choosing a nominee instead of a MVP??? Wow, interesting. Vote Elissa!

With the eviction over, it’s time for the HOH competition. Earlier this week, there were questions on CBS.com where we were to pick which house guest were best described by a royal character (jester, queen, etc.) Well, kinda like that. More like “who is the queen of clumsiness” type of thing. It’s called “Big Brother Royalty”, Two names are read for each question, and you’re out if you get it wrong. Pretty much like last week’s competition, really.

The first question is about the “Earl of Egotism”, and everybody correctly picks Aaryn. The second question is the “Lord of Laziness”, and Andy, Amanda, Candice, and Elissa incorrectly choose Judd. The third question is the “Baron of Boneheads”, and they all correctly pick GinaMarie. Question four is the “Knight of Naughtiness”, and and everybody again correctly chooses Amanda. The next question is the “Duke of Dork”, and Aaryn, Jessie, and GinaMarie are now out. The last question is the “Sultan of Sexy”, and Howard and Spencer are now out.

It’s between Judd, Kaitlin, and McCrae for the tiebreaker. Julie asks how many gallons of milk would it take to fill the vats in the scary dairy competition. Kaitlin writes 410, Judd has 650, and McCrae has 600. Judd is the new HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD!!!! Fantastic!

Well, this week should be more entertaining, although I have a feeling he’s going to pay too much attention to the likes of Helen and Elissa. Maybe he’ll surprise us, though. At the very least, I’ll have new material for this week’s Big Brother Gossip Show.

Before we go, though, Julie announces the twist that the MVP is not to be what they think. "Expect the unexpected." Hey, it's better than having Elissa pick somebody!

What did you think? Are you happy that Jeremy is finally gone? Or that Judd is the new HOH? Or that Julie did NOT do the HOH interview segment? Tell us your thoughts!

 

Wednesday
Jul172013

Big Brother Season 15, Episode 9 Recap

After Sunday night’s dramatic events, tonight’s show is bound to be a sleeper. It’s going to be chock full of filler, along with the not-so-dramatic reveal of the MVP and the veto competition. Seriously, this is going to be a snoozer of a show, filled with lots of pontificating from the so-called “good people”.

So let’s get this over with. You know the drill. The show starts with the predictable nominations of Kaitlin and Aaryn. The nominees are angry; Helen and her nerd herd posse are thrilled and believe this is the biggest move in Big Brother history, especially if she can put her real target up as a replacement nominee.

Jeremy is in the bedroom now with Kaitlin, who says she’s not worried. Jeremy knows that he’s probably the third nominee, or will go up as a replacement. “There’s no doubt in my mind.” Kaitlin is a bit more upbeat, as she says everybody is after Aaryn. He says she’s right, and kisses her.

Helen then convenes her nerds up to the HOH to talk about the third nominee. She’s joined by Amanda and McCrae, and informs them of Howard’s lie. Yet, it’s Jeremy she wants out, but she wants to “backdoor Jeremy with a smile on our faces”. Amanda is pushing for putting up Howard instead of Spencer, with Jeremy as the replacement.

Helen now meets with Spencer, who knows he has to spill the beans about the Movers. She obviously already knows, and thanks him for finally informing her. For some reason, she starts bawling about how this alliance “makes me look like an idiot to America”. In the diary room, she claims to be faking all of her house tears, but I don’t buy. She gives Spencer a lecture, and they hug and he walks out. Judging by the diary room, though, Spencer seems to be buying her act.

Spencer heads downstairs and informs Howard that Helen does know about the Movers, and her feelings are hurt. Uh oh. “I don’t know if I’m going to be able to face them”, he says.

Ugh, MVP time, and our winner is dolled up again. “Shut up”, says Elissa as she enters the room, and I wholeheartedly agree. “Oh my gawwwwwwsh.” Why she has to read that same script for the third week is above me, but whatever.

Elissa is now talking to McCrae about the MVP, and Amanda walks in as she talks about how it’s going to kill her to put up Howard. Amanda says she HAS to put him up, and Elissa complains about how she supposedly wasn’t involved in that decision. “It’s super frustrating. I feel so used. UGGGGGH!” My feelings exactly. On the ugh. (Conveniently, they edited out the part where they agree to let McCrae pretend he won MVP. This actually is why Amanda is angry a couple of paragraphs down. One simple edit makes a huge difference, folks!)

More Movers talk, as Howard now comes up to confess his sins. Why does it matter? They had an alliance, so what? Why is this whole week focused on this big “lie”? It drives me up the wall. Howard apologizes, and the tears come out from not only Helen but for some reason Jessie. Helen again gives a lecture.

Elissa asks everybody to leave the room, and she then asks Helen if the feelings for her are genuine. She complains that she’s just being used for her MVP’s. “This is as much your HOH as it is mine”, consoles Helen. They conclude it doesn’t matter who is put up, as they’re going to backdoor Jeremy anyway.

Amanda and McCrae are brought back up, and Amanda complains again about putting up Spencer instead of Howard. Elissa whines...and whines some more about how all of the strong guys are going to be against her. Elissa says in the diary room that she doesn’t like her agenda. Amanda’s point is that Spencer is not as big of a threat as Howard, and points out how Howard has not voted with them either week. It’s still a problem for Elissa, as she says she has to do the “dirty work” anyway. We see fake tears as she says “ultimately it comes down to what is good for my game”.

There should be another segment here where Elissa looks like a complete fool after making (but denying) her MVP pick. Oh well, gotta look good to ensure those phony MVP votes!

Time for the MVP reveal, and it is Spencer, who says he knew it was going to happen. Elissa says her only reason to nominate him is because of the “pressure” that Amanda and McCrae put on her. BULLSHIT!!! Helen then pulls out the chips to see who CBS wants to play for veto, and it’s GinaMarie and Candice. Jeremy is pissed because he knows what will probably happen. The host for the competition will be Judd.

Before the competition, though, Spencer and Candice head up to the HOH. Helen tells them that they need to win so that Jeremy can be backdoored. Spencer couldn’t be happier with this plan. Meanwhile, Jeremy knows what’s going on, and is a bit mope-y as he talks to Kaitlin and Aaryn, After he walks out of the room, they continue their whinefest. It would feel awful for them to win veto and be replaced by Jeremy. They actually talk to GinaMarie about winning the veto and not saying it so that he can’t be backdoored. “I want to keep these nominations the same”, says Kaitlin in the diary room. WTF? Actually, I should say WHAT THE FUCK???

Kaitlin is now talking to Amanda about not being pulled off, and Amanda tells her that she’s crazy. Kaitlin thinks that Aaryn would be the one to go home if the noms don’t change, and Amanda says that’s crazy because Aaryn is alone while Kaitlin has Jeremy.

It’s now veto comp time. There are a bunch of pieces of artwork that has house guest pictures in the place of the classic pieces. They have to jump on a trampoline to look over the “wall” to see how the pictures are placed on the wall. The person who recreates that wall in the shortest time wins.

LIke always, I’m not going to recap every description and incident that happens, especially after Candice’s whiny voice slowly reciting her script. GinaMarie gets her panties all wet by seeing a piece involving Nick. The results are in, and Candice’s time was 8:46, while GinaMarie was 8:56. Spencer was 12:19, Aaryn placed at 9:50, but Kaitlin is the new leader at 7:09. It’s all up to Helen, but alas her time was 8:55. Kaitlin is the new veto holder!

It’s apparently a big decision, because taking herself down is going to mean Jeremy is going home. Helen adds to the fake controversy by also complaining. No need to fret, ladies. Amanda already saved the day!

After commercials, Kaitlin and Jeremy are again babbling about her “awkward position”. Jeremy babbles in the diary room that he didn’t come to play a game where a bunch of dumb girls will beat him, so he’s going to use his charms to get Kaitlin to not user her veto. Kaitlin’s idea is to get Helen to put up Howard instead. Good luck with that.

Kaitlin dutifully makes her way upstairs, and Camp Counselor Helen congratulates her on her win. She openly admits that Jeremy is somebody she wants to go up, and if she doesn’t do that “the house will kill me”. Kaitlin says Howard is untrustworthy, and is throwing competitions. Helen agrees, but because Jeremy has treated everybody so badly that the house is making her put him up. In case you forgot, they replay the “winegate” silliness. Kaitlin continues to campaign, and somehow Helen calls her “sweet”. Sweet whore, maybe, but “sweet”? No.

It’s finally starting to sink in that Jeremy is toast, and she takes him into the storage room to give him the bad news. Shockingly, he’s not entirely a dick...and the romantic music comes up as they embrace. In the diary room, Kaitlin complains that she doesn’t want to be in the house without him, and that she doesn’t believe that she’s the biggest target on the block. Maybe she shouldn’t save herself? (Oh God, that has to be scripted!)

It’s finally time for the inevitable. Is there really anybody watching that doesn’t believe she’ll use the veto? Come on, even without the online spoilers it was a ridiculous idea. She does read the script a bit more believably than most of her costars, but she obviously does use the veto to save herself...after a long, long delay. Helen then gets up, and nominates Jeremy.

After the usual little diary room babbling, the episode is over. I have to admit it wasn’t as fluffy as expected, and the Camp Counselor material was kept at a minimum. What did you think? Were you “surprised” by Elissa’s MVP win? Or Kaitlin’s decision to save herself? Let us know what you think!

 

Monday
Jul152013

A Day In The Life Of: Jeremy

It’s been a few days, but it’s time for me to again follow a house guest for a full day. Since it looks like Jeremy is on his way out the door, he has to be my choice today. This should be fun.

It’s a late day in the house. Nobody is up until Big Brother wakes everybody around ten. Jeremy is not initially seen when feeds come on after the wakeup call. Others do their morning rituals and a bit of laundry.

The first sight of him is at 11 as he puts a new battery in his mic pack and heads into the bathroom. Judd is the only one that acknowledges him with a good morning. They exchange a few other unintelligible things before Jeremy wanders out into the kitchen. From the looks of an occasional cam shot, he’s back in bed for awhile. Outside, Helen is threatening Judd that any vote to save Jeremy will lead to them being next out.

Shortly after, Jeremy comes out and hangs out with Judd, who attempts to give him some encouraging words. There’s more talk about the futility of the Movers, and whether Nick was really a pro skater. Jeremy doesn’t believe he was. “I’ve skated before. I know pro skaters.” Sure you do.

Jessie joins them, and Judd heads in for coffee. She attempts some idle chat, but he’s not real interested. Jessie says she doesn’t understand why he’s mad at her, and Jeremy says that he’s mad because he deserves to be there. “I don’t know how you think I bullied you.” She complains that he always lied to him, and he wants to know when. “Every single time you looked at me and mentioned Bangarang.”

Jeremy says he was just playing to stay. “I didn’t lie to your face. I just withheld information. That’s not lying. I planned on taking you all the way.” She complains he was disrespectful to him with the comments he made behind her back. Jeremy says any info she received was a lie from a Mover trying to throw him under the bus. The Movers would have gone far if they had just been loyal.

Judd returns as they continue their argument. Jessie says that it’s obvious he doesn’t want to be friends outside of the house. “Clearly, I was wrong.” Jeremy plays passive/aggressive as he claims to just be calmly trying to wake up. “It’s the same old games with you”, complains Jessie. “It’s obvious how little respect you have for me.”

Jeremy goes quiet as Jessie and Judd continue to talk, and a few minutes later Elissa comes outside to check on the laundry. “Judd, you’re the only man around here”, she says. Poke, poke, poke. “I agree”, replies Jessie. To his credit, Jeremy says nothing in reply. They also speculate about what will be shown on tonight’s CBS broadcast from Thursday’s craziness, and how they wish they could have competed in that last veto competition.

Elissa joins them again, and more small talk commences. They all talk about the previous seasons they have watched, and how Jeremy’s mom follows a bunch of Big Brother twitter accounts. Jeremy does admit that despite his mother’s love for the show, he didn’t watch until he was cast for the show. He was told by friends to lay low for the opening weeks, but that’s just not in his blood. “I’m a champion.”

This leads to Elissa asking about Jeremy’s accomplishments, and he talks about how he had sponsors to be in skateboarding videos. She wants to know if she believes that Nick was a pro or had gone to Yale. Jeremy said no. “He had history channel facts.” What? Elissa continues to poke at him about actual accomplishments, and he hems and haws. He claims to have stopped playing sports because he had to work to pay for his car. “I worked at 14 and played”, she replies. “I played everything. Tennis, basketball, cheered, gymnastics, track.” Jeremy pole-vaulted, was Little Mr. Arkansas at 6, and had the school record for one day in the high jump. Seriously? After more small talk, Jeremy heads back inside to mope around the kitchen.

As he’s cooking, Elissa comes in and again brings up Nick’s rollerblading. And again, Jeremy says there’s no way he was a pro. “I can spot a professional when I see them.” He’s an expert in rollerblading videos, and he’s never heard or seen him. “If he’s one of them, I would know. At least the name.”

Cooking completed and finally alone with Judd, Jeremy now attempts to broker a deal. He says they heard Helen screaming about him upstairs, and Judd tells him that anybody who doesn’t vote with the house is a target. Spencer is now the one who interrupts this chat, so we get more inane blabber about nothing. Judd wanders off, and talk turns to working out before Jeremy again heads inside.

Kaitlin is now up, and they hug. She’s still tired, but can’t sleep with all of the screaming. He disappears from the cams so that all of the focus can be on the dual whining of Aaryn/Kaitlin (cam 1, 2), and Helen (cam 3,4). Seriously, her non-stop pontificating is getting old.

Jeremy then heads outside to work out, and wanders back into the bathroom area as McCrae. “Your husband is a pussy”, he says under his breath. With the mic off, he continues to bitch about various people to Aaryn, who is lounging on the bathroom bench. He jumps in the shower as Kaitlin joins them to gossip some more.

He disappears from the cams for a couple of hours, and then is surprisingly seen sitting outside with Andy! It’s the usual silly Andy chat about nothing, but Jeremy says he’s hoping for special moneyprize comp before his eviction. Good luck with that one. Luckily for us feedwatchers, this doesn’t last long. Again, though, they can hear Helen (and GinaMarie) screaming from the HOH room.

He heads back into the bathroom area to make more small talk with Judd and others before wandering around the house. Back outside, he munches on snacks with Judd and McCrae. It’s again meaningless, but McCrae makes a joke that Jeremy should campaign to get GinaMarie put up so that she can be reunited with Nick.

After a bit, he gets up and wanders around some more before jumping in the pool with Aaryn. Kaitlin joins them, and as usual she wraps herself around him. GinaMarie joins them, and is still babbling about Nick. Apparently, all of the little knick knacks she’s been finding that belong to him was left there on purpose for her to cherish!

The lovebirds then cuddle on the hammock, and she reports on a conversation she had with Andy about life after Jeremy’s departure. He’s actually a bit reassuring, saying he doesn’t want to leave her. Kaitlin is convinced that they’re making Big Brother history, although she has never seen the show. He teases her that she’ll forget him after he leaves, especially when she moves to Vegas. Her response is that while she was a “11” in Minneapolis, she’ll only be a “4” in Vegas.

Everybody is then called in for photobooth pics, which in my eyes is a big waste of time. He poses with his key, and GinaMarie comes in accompanied by all of Nick’s junk. For Kaitlin’s pic, she sits on Jeremy’s lap with her key in her mouth. Methinks plenty of things have been in that mug.

Picture time over, they move into the kitchen to cook dinner. Scintillating stuff, right? They then plop themselves down on the outdoor couch for more babbling. He does claim that he can give away his “Never Not-Have” pass, but there’s little doubt that’s not the case.

Oh wait, I didn’t catch this the first time around. They were talking about the flies hovering around them, and Jeremy said, “I’m African. We’re used to it.” There was more talk about African tribes, which led Andy and Howard to get up and leave. (Not the most offensive thing said in the last three weeks, but probably not smart after all of the controversies.)

They move into the bedroom, and Jeremy is horny. He’s pretty much attacking her, even as she wants to go through her clothes. Jeremy wants to go shirtless for his eviction show. Kaitlin doesn’t think that’s a great idea. Ugh, I just can’t carry on with this part of the day.

It was time for the CBS broadcast, so I focused my attention on that for the next hour. A quick replay found that Jeremy and Kaitlin spent that hour playing around with each other. The only thing said of consequence was Jeremy’s story about walking into a Wal-Mart and stealing a cart full of goods. Classy. When the network show was over, they were playing pool...and groping each other between shots. Kaitlin eventually heads inside to get a pep talk...I mean threat from Helen, and Jeremy continues to play pool and air box.

With outside fun over, they now crawl into bed and start making out. They go back to their main topic of Kaitlin whining about being the person responsible for Jeremy’s upcoming eviction. Jeremy would rather keep making out, and to ensure this happens says he will be waiting for her at the finale. I hope you don’t mind that I zoned out as they did nothing but tell each other how great they are, and how CBS clearly thinks they’re awesome. Won’t they be surprised when they’re out of the house? Oh, one more tidbit - Jeremy wants the two of them to get matching tats.

Amanda eventually comes into the room to fold laundry, leading to some awkward but harmless banter back and forth. “Jeremy is like an everlasting bacteria” she says. “You just can’t get rid of him.” He tries on one of McCrae’s sleeveless shirts “for eviction day”, but it obviously doesn’t fit. Jeremy leaves the room, and Amanda gives Kaitlin a pep talk similar to what others have been telling her all day.

During his time off camera, for some reason (i.e. attention) Jeremy dressed up as a baby. Fitting, actually. It must have something to do with the trashy dress up party that’s going on in the HOH, but all I can do is shrug about what NerdHerd 2.0 does. It then becomes the Aaryn and Andy story time as they wait for the fashion show. It finally happened, and it was as awful as I predicted.

Strangely, Jeremy and Amanda concocted a fake story that they were actually brother and sister, and if they made it to week four they would get $25,000. Most people just ignored them, but there was still some talk afterwards.

After a long, lazy day, we finally get some action around 9:24 PM. Still dressed in his baby costume, Jeremy sat down with McCrae and Amanda to plead to keep him. He’ll do whatever it takes to stay, including nominating their picks for them when he inevitably wins HOH next week. “You know, my people, we are champions. I can promise I’ll never put you up.” For some reason, he does a handstand across the yard to entice them. It does him no good, though.

The rest of the night is pretty uneventful. Kaitlin had a private chat with Howard, which set off red flags for Aaryn and Jeremy. Judd also gets an earful. Even Andy gets a taste of Jeremy’s whining, which is good for a change of pace, but it also really goes nowhere. The night ends with group chats about nothing, and lots more making out with Kaitlin.

That’s it for a long, long day not only for Jeremy but for me. What did you think of this writeup? Are  you ready for Jeremy to hit the road? Tell us your thoughts!

 

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