Sunday, August 14, 2016

Big Brother Season 18, Episode 25 Recap

What a difference a week makes!!! Last week I was ready to completely write off this season. The girls were weak, and the bro’s were driving me nuts with their backslapping misogyny.


Then halfway through the week there was a glimmer of hope when a loose gathering of previously unconnected people turned the game around by voting out Zakiyah instead of Michelle. Yet it still didn’t look good for “our side” when Corey won the double eviction HOH and POV, leading to Bridgette’s departure.


The tide has continued to turn, though, and you’ll see just how that happened on tonight’s show. If correctly edited, this episode will be a guaranteed smile for those tired of Paulie’s dictatorship.


Tonight’s show begins with Julie Chen signing off on Thursday and Michelle in the nomination chair crying. Paulie mouths off to her and Natalie, and then Nicole starts in on Michelle about what she said during her speech. “It’s going to be very, very awkward, and a long week”, says Michelle. She notes that they are down to three girls, so she yells out, “hey Natalie and Nicole...final three?”



Natalie then talks in the diary room about the craziness of the last 24 hours, especially between her and Paulie. It starts with Natalie asking Zakiyah to help pick out her eviction night outfit, but it’s really for Natalie to inform Zaliyah how Paulie is using her. There’s footage of him flirting Natalie and making comments about her “latin booty”. She also says that he’s part of the decision-making that led to her being on the block. “If he was really protecting you and he wanted you in the game, he would have used that veto.” Zakiyah says she appreciates Natalie telling her everything.



Zakiyah then asks to talk to Paulie, and repeats everything that Natalie just said. “I got frickin’ attacked.” In his usual cocky way, Paulie denies everything. “She’s the one that always drops hints” that she wants to date or marry him. He’s pissed that just when things were going good with the two of them, Natalie “decides to stir the pot a little more”. He says that if he wanted Zakiyah gone, she would be dead meat. “Is that supposed to make feel good?” He goes on to talk about how much he hates Jersey girls.


Back in the bedroom, Natalie decides to let James know about the moves Paulie has made on her. “There you go. That’s your friend.” She now wishes she had told him before, but “it’s not a really big deal”. “It is a big deal”, he replies.


In the have-not room, James questions Paulie about Natalie’s comments. He says that he compliments all the girls, and doesn’t deny the date line. “In all actuality, I would never go after Natalie...because Jersey girls can eat up Southern boys for breakfast, lunch, and dinner”. He’s pissed, and is going to go after her head on. As Natalie is going to bed, Paulie comments on how Michelle is going home tomorrow and “you’ll be going home next”. It’s not a threat, though. It’s a “promise”. She says she’s honest, but he replies “you’re about as fake as the things on your chest”. They go back and forth a bit more before Natalie finally enters the bedroom.



She then lets Bridgette, James, and Paul know about what just happened, and Bridgette’s mouth drops when she hears the fake breasts line. James is also not happy. “You treat a woman with respect even if you get upset and this is not ok.” He’s going to go talk to Paulie about.


He does head to the HOH with Bridgette, and James asks what just happened. Paulie admits to the fake breasts line, but is not apologetic at all. James reminds everybody that it’s a game and not make it personal, but Paulie says Natalie has been hitting on every single guy in the house. Bridgette if offended that he talked about her boobs. “It was a metaphor for her personality.” Bridgette’s not impressed.



Zakiyah leaves the room and tells Natalie about what’s happening upstairs. Natalie jumps out of bed and rushes upstairs. “What’s going on?” She wants to know why he spoke to her like that? He then repeats the “certain way” she acts around the house, and she does say she’s flirtatious. She adds that Paulie is the only one that makes her feel uncomfortable. “I’m sorry but you need to get over yourself”, he says. “I genuinely love James. He showed me how to love a man.” Well, let’s not go too far. It keeps going for a bit before James and Natalie leaves the room. Paulie and his pal Corey laugh, but the rest of the room is kind of shellshocked. Paul is pissed. “He’s a ticking time bomb.” Paulie tells Bridgette that he “if you’re trying to make feel bad, I feel nothing”.


So that’s the end of the first segment, which I wrongly predicted on last night’s Big Brother Gossip Show would not be aired on tonight’s show. Oh well, I’m glad they did!


After commercials, it’s right after the double eviction episode a number of people are hanging out in the kitche. Paulie comes downstairs and says he wants to talk. We now go back in time to 90 minutes before showtime, when James informed Paulie, Corey, and Nicole that Michelle is indeed staying. “I’m clipping your girl.” He thinks that letting them know beforehand will work better for him in the long run. I’m not sure if that’s the case, but Paulie is pissed. “Those girls put this together?”


Paulie storms out of the room and asks Paul when he was going to tell him about the Michelle plan. Paul plays dumb and says that James is going to eliminate his vote. He holds his ground, though, that he knew nothing about it. “Why are you coming hard on me like that?”


Returning to the other room, Paulie asks James if this is a direct shot at him. “You just blew a lot of shit up to protect three fucking girls. One that’s fucking playing the shit out of you. And America ain’t saying you’re standing behind your girl.” Again, we hear the Jersey girl bullshit. (Last night’s show has 3 minutes of that garbage.) Paulie then threatens James that he needs to win this HOH.



Back to the time where this scene started, Paulie is actually apologizing to James for getting caught up in the heat of the moment. “I was pissed, and I get heated.” James says he’ll forget on a personal level, but never on the game level. Wait, is that backwards.


In the storage room, Victor and Paul celebrate. They have figured out that they are the two middlemen between two three-person groups. They can just run to which ever side works best for them, and they then play around at jumping from side to side.


Paul now tries to talk to Paulie, but he’s not buying it. The only person that has Paulie’s back is Corey. Paul just wants to “move forward”, and says he wants Paulie to think they’re good at the moment. They’re not.


It’s now HOH time, and it’s called “Hollywood Squirrels”. It’s a question comp, and two at a time face off. There’s a grid of squirrel pics and they have to pick the correct squirrels. One person is eliminated each round until there’s only one person left. It’s James and Michelle in the first round, and James wins. He then chooses Paul and Nicole to go after each other, and that makes Nicole whiiiiiiiiiiiiine as usual. It’s not surprising that Paul wins as Nicole is the worst competitor ever. Natalie is lined up against Victor in the next round. Again, it’s not surprising that Victor wins this round. He then picks Paulie and Paul for the next round, and Paul wins. In a pairing of James and Victor, James is now eliminated. The final round is now Paul versus Victor, a “win-win situation”. Paul wants Victor to win, and he does. Paulie thinks he can now just sit back and cruise. Well, that’s not the case.


They all head back inside, and Victor knows he and Paul will now have to pick one side. They head into the bedroom, and Paulie again talks about how it would be an easy week. Michelle is obviously who has to go home, but Paul and Victor have no plan to do that. In fact, they now sit in the bathroom and discuss putting up Paulie and Corey. “One of them is guaranteed to go home.” Victor is a bit unsure, but payback sure does sound good to him. (Remember, Paulie backdoored Victor a few weeks ago.) They want to talk to James, though, to ensure this plan works. James is brought into the discussion, and is told “they’re playing us for fools”. James agrees, and Paulie watches as those three exit the other bedroom.



After more commercials, most of the house is napping when it’s time for the America’s Care Package segment. This one is depressing, though, as it’s been awarded to Nicole. Why “America”???? Ok, it was funny when it landed on Natalie’s head. Nicole has one the power of “super safety” which means she can’t be nominated, but must wear a “super safety” costume. Of course. She’s the queen of dumb costumes.


Back to the game, and James now informs Natalie that Victor is putting up Corey and Paulie. “Thank God.” She loves that the person who is the biggest threat and biggest competitor is going up. Those two walk in, and Natalie says she’ll work on Michelle. “Friendship, bro”, says Paul.


It’s the moment of truth. Will Victor actually come through? (Too bad they didn’t show footage of Paulie working on a speech he planned to interrupt the ceremony to say.) Everybody gathers at the table, and Victor turns the keys for...Paulie and Corey!!! “Paulie, you’re the strongest competitor in this house, and if I have a chance I have to go for it the same way you would. Corey, you’re just guilty by association. If you put a plan in place to take me out, you’d follow suit and it would be me going out. I still love you as people, but this is a game.”



Victor says his nomination proves “I can forgive but never forget, and payback is a bitch.” Paul says, “ohhhh, look who’s blindsided? I guess you shouldn’t have been scheming behind my back. Sorry, Paulie, but you dug your own grave and I threw ‘PP’ in there with you.” He then does a blindsided dance. Corey says something, but it’s too much of a monotone to figure it out. Natalie says “justice is served...have fun fist-pumping your way back to Jersey, Paulie. Peace out.”


We end with a tearful Paulie crying that “I’ve been with that kid (Corey) since week one. That was my everything.” He’s a competitor, though, and he knows he’s going to win the veto. “If I come down, then he’s going home. It almost makes me not want to win it just to keep him here.”


OOOOOOOH, this was a great episode. What did you think? Are you happy that the tides have turned? Did you touch yourself when Paulie cried like one of my Big Brother Gossip co-hosts? Let me know your thoughts!!!

Saturday, August 13, 2016

Big Brother Gossip #609: F U Paulie

This is a seriously jam-packed episode tonight. There was just so much to talk about. Besides the usual post-eviction episode happenings, including HOH and POV results, we had to discuss some of the craziness CBS didn't show after the house changed from voting out Michelle to Zakiyah.

The fallout from that semi-blindside was simply amazing, and we now have new stars this season. Who would have ever guessed that Victor and Paul would be in the best position to make it to the end? Did anybody believe that Michelle would become funny and semi-likable? Or that Natalie would actually turn out to be a legitimate threat in the game?

At just under three hours, we talked about all of this and more. We also answered some listener questions, and relayed the latest info about the upcoming special fall season.

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Thursday, August 11, 2016

Big Brother Season 18, Episode 24 Recap

I have to start with a bit of an apology for the lack of update last night. What happened was that our Day Drinking With Scott and Colette taping ran longer than normal, and needed a little bit more editing than usual. Oh, and I drank a little too much. Enough, at least, that I ended up taking an hour-long nap that coincided with the first half of last night’s broadcast.


This morning, I finally watched. Truthfully, there’s no real reason to create a late version. Way too much of the episode centered around the POV, which was the one I’ll call “Make a Mess”. They had to hide cards, and then tear the house up to find them. Just like last season, James cared more about messing up the house than actually winning the veto. The comp was a complete bore to watch, and won by Paulie.


With that happening, too much of the rest of the show centered around whether Paulie would save his “boo” with said POV. Earlier in the show he said he would, but ultimately did not. That’s really the entire episode.


If you haven’t been following the feeds the last day or so, you’re probably not aware that there’s been a bit of an uprising. If the work of certain people holds true to eviction time (and beyond), the season could actually turn a bit interesting. Cross your fingers!


It’s also a double eviction night, so everything will be happening super-fast. Because of that, there’s not the available broadcast time necessary to tell the entire story. We’ll talk more about it on Saturday’s Big Brother Gossip Show!


Enough of this palaver, let’s get going with Natalie and Bridgette talking outside about how they would like to save Michelle. Bridgette remarks that Paulie “runs the house”. She wants to shake it up by taking down a showmance. Michelle joins them, and she agrees that Paulie has too much power. Michelle only needs three votes to survive if James properly uses his power.


In the bathroom, Paul and Paulie talk about how they’ve concluded that Michelle does have to go, but they need to figure out who they’ll go after next week. Paul thinks it should be a big target, but Paulie wants Natalie out. Paul says that puts him at risk. He points out that neither Day or Michelle have been after him, but he’s been behind the plan to oust both of them. At some point, a move must be made that does help him. Paulie is not happy about this, and shrugs when Paul mentions Zakiyah and Nicole for next week. Paulie pisses off Paul, and he now understands “P and P” really only mean “P”. Paulie demands that Natalie go next.



In the bedroom, Natalie and Michelle babble their big pitch to James. When asked if he would help her, he’s as wishy-washy as normal, and Michelle says she does have the numbers for the plan to work. Bridgette then walks in, and they continue to work on James. “I think it’s time to stir the pot, shake things up, and play Big Brother”, he says. “America, I hope you’re ready.” (Um, that’s why I hate James. He thinks he’s playing for “America”.)


Paul is now in the bedroom with everybody, but he has no idea what is going down. They now tell him about how everybody has been doing Paulie’s work for him, and Natalie high fives Bridgette when says he will use his power. Bridgette relates a story where she asked Paulie who he trusted the most, and instead of his “PP” pal he responded with Corey. Great move, Bridgette, as that “only confirms the suspicions I’ve been having. Guess what? Friendships out the window.”


This is a pretty simplistic version of what went down, but it tells the story pretty well. Julie tells us that there’s been drama up until the time the show began today, and she then announces to the house that it’s double eviction night. It’s now time for the live eviction. Zakiyah gives the first statement, and she says she really enjoyed her time in the house. “Do what you do.” Michelle then stands and says she’s going to “educate” the house on the fact that they were all basically just giving Paulie $500,000 until 24 hours ago. Natalie didn’t deserve what he said to her, and she makes a comment on how Paulie is laughing at her right now. I think Paulie says “you’re a gem” as she sits down.



James is then asked whose votes he is going to eliminate, and he announces that Paul and Corey will not be voting tonight. Paulie is the first to vote, and he (obviously) votes to evict Michelle. Natalie is next, and she (also obviously) votes to evict Zakiyah. A sad Nicole then votes to evict Michelle, and James votes against Zakiyah. Bridgette is the swing vote, and she also (very happily) votes to evict Zakiyah. It’s 3-2, and Zakiyah is now heading to jury (unless she has a round trip ticket).


Julie announces the vote, and she hugs and whispers to Paulie. She hugs a few others before heading out the door!!! Julie then opens the envelope, and it’s not a winner! Julie then asks about Paulie assuring her that she was safe, and she responds that she’s “sad”. She is laying it all on him, as Julie says. She then asks if she had actually played the game instead of hanging on Paulie, but she has “no regrets”. Wow, that was a waste of time. She’s about as good of an interviewee as she was a player.



It’s HOH comp time, and it has to be a quickie since this is double eviction night. It’s a question-centered comp called “Statcathalon”. Julie reads statistics from this season, and they have to pick whether the right answer is more or less that what she read. Everybody but Paulie and Bridgette are correct on the first question, which was about the length of time Glenn was in the house. It’s funny how excited Natalie and Michelle are with the news that Paulie is already out. On the second question everybody but Corey gets wrong, so he’s the new HOH. Shit.


After commercials, we get some “strategy”, which is really nothing other than Nicole saying she has to pee. The “Execs” all head to the hallway to talk, and James is suddenly all “do what you gotta do”. Paulie says “I don’t want to do anything that seems forceful”, which is obviously a reference to what has previously happened. (It’s interesting how no girls are involved in this conversation.) Corey must then give his nominations, and nobody is surprised that they are Bridgette and Michelle.


So it’s now all up to the veto competition to save the day. The best outcome would be for Natalie to win it, because it would force Corey to put up one of his pals to replace either Bridgette or Michelle. Otherwise, Natalie will be the replacement. The comp is a variation of the “clown shoe” competition, made famous when silly Jeff tossed out the needed clown shoe so many years ago. Unfortunately, Natalie isn’t playing in this competition. It’s everybody but her, Paulie, and last week’s HOH, Victor.


The comp has them finding clocks in a ball pit. The first to place three clocks up and grab their veto is the winner. It’s pretty close for awhile, but Corey jumps ahead and wins. Dammit. They keep trying to get us to listen in to “last minute strategy”, but these dopes do little of that. Corey is then asked what he’s going to do with his POV, and after a worthless series of pleas he doesn’t use the veto. And then off to another set of commercials.


Finally, we can move on. There are more final pleas, and Michelle again complains about Paulie, and says “Nicole is a snake. Jozea was right. She tried to make a deal with me before the double eviction. I’m the fourth person that’s told you this - Da’Vonne, Tiffany, Frank and now me. Don’t trust her.” POW!!!!



Voting begins with Natalie, who votes to evict Michelle. Paulie, though, votes against Bridgette. Sad Nicole also “surprisingly” votes against Bridgette, as does Victor, James, and Paul. Bridgette is evicted 5-1. Michelle is stunned that she’s survived, and Nicole then starts whining to a crying Michelle. She tells Bridgette she “loves her as a person”, and is so glad she finally got to know her.


The envelope is then opened, and Michelle is still tearfully yelling as she heads to the living room. It’s not the winning envelope, so Bridgette is heading to the jury house. Julie then asks how Michelle survived, and Bridgette “honestly doesn’t really know”. She thought she had good people having her back, so she’s so confused. Julie then asks if she was evicted for helping expose Paulie, and she says “probably”. She doesn’t regret doing it, though.

After another plea to vote for America’s Care Package, we’re done with a disappointing episode. Julie does announce there’s an “all-new Friday night episode”, but gives no details. What did you think? Did you like or hate Michelle’s final plea speech? Are you sad that it’s another show of “bro’s” keeping the control of the house? Talk about it, my friends!

Sunday, August 7, 2016

Big Brother Season 18, Episode 22 Recap

As feed watchers know, there are two main reasons to watch tonight’s episode, and they happen at the very beginning and end. The first incident occurs during an endurance competition when one particular person loses their lunch (literally) and has a hilarious meltdown.

The other incident (allegedly) occurs during the nomination ceremony. The HOH winner spent most of Thursday night and Friday plotting what they thought would be an “epic” stunt to happen right after they announce their nominations. However, the person in questions has been known to screw up anything and everything, so who knows if they follow through. Something happened, though, as there was another meltdown after the ceremony (which will be shown on Wednesday).


So let’s kick this off with the beginning of the HOH competition. It’s the one they do every year where they stand on a hanging disc that rotates in a circle. As always, we get glimpses of most of them hitting the the little #USuck banner.

And like every year, we go back to what happened during the eviction. Zakiyah feels “blindsided” that Day was eliminated, as she was led to believe Day was safe. She or Michelle now need to win, and Paulie knows Zakiyah is upset. He can’t drop before her, as he claims to not know what she’ll do if she wins HOH.

Paul does nothing but babble as he watches the proceedings. “This sucks”, says Corey. Who? Paulie then introduces how the night before he solidified a group with most of the rest of the boys. Yes, he calls it a “giant bromance”, which is then changed to the “executives”. Oh please. This segment is so cheesy as they give each other titles.

Back to the game, and there’s no slamming into the banner. Then a bunch of “trolls” come out and Natalie says she’s scared. James doesn’t like this competition, and he hates the trolls, so the wuss decides to just drop. “James-ie!!!”, yells Natalie as he’s attacked by the dumb trolls. Now she says she has to win for the both of them. Bridgette is right behind James, but she feels safe as she has become friends with the bro’s.


Corey (who?) is then eliminated, so he’s a have-not with James and Bridgette. Michelle says she isn’t hurting, but feels nauseous. She then pukes as she’s hanging, and it’s glorious. Michelle drops, and then begins puking and crying. Like a full-on fit, which includes that she feels bad for the people who have to clean up her mess. The trolls then come to attack, and the tears stop.

Nicole then starts to have problems (gosh!), and her “arms are absolutely killing me”. She then falls just a few inches away from Michelle’s vomit. Dammit!!! The trolls come out to her, too, but they leave out her comment that she’s not in the mood for that.

It’s now Zakiyah, Paulie, Natalie, and Victor. Paulie repeats that he’s not dropping until Zakiyah drops. She then asks how he’s doing, and says she’s ready to drop. Zakiyah then cuts a deal with the rest, although Victor says in the diary room that he owes nothing to anybody since he’s been evicted before. Zakiyah then drops, so Paulie does the same right after. Zakiyah heads behind the stage to cry because “how much more obvious can he be? He did it on purpose.” Yep, your fake love is fake.


It’s now Natalie versus Victor. She just wants a letter from home, but so does Victor. She is shown slipping off her platform, but does a great job in saving herself. Oh wait, we go to commercials first. But she does save herself. It’s actually impressive. The two talk about deals, and Victor promises to not put her up. She is struggling, but she’s not sure “what to expect from him”. She decides to carry on for awhile longer. A lot longer, actually. She says she can’t do it anymore, but Paulie mentions she’s been saying that over and over.

For some reason, James now thinks he has to be secretive in his support for her because he doesn’t want people to think they’re a power couple. Trust me, James, you don’t need to worry about that. Plus, everybody knows you’re together. Dummy. Natalie asks Victor to “please let me win”, and he complains about her “sympathy bull”. She says “ok, Victor, it’s yours”, and after a bit more she does indeed drop to make Victor the HOH!!! She collapses in tears as the trolls attack. “I’m never going to win.”

Actually, Paulie takes credit for the win as he knows he’ll be able to dictate the nominations. Michelle is worried as he “acts power-hungry around the house so him actually having power is very frightening”.


Everybody heads back into the house and Victor complains about his hands. He wants to get out a “big threat”. In the bathroom, Zakiyah and Paulie aren’t even talking as Zakiyah “feels betrayed by everybody” except Michelle. “I’m angry with Paulie for blindsiding me. For lying to me. For not being loyal. I’ve been played.” You think? He rubs her legs and asks if she’s alright, but she turns her head away from him. “I didn’t think Paulie would do this to me.”

In the bedroom, Natalie is still in tears because she didn’t win. “Baby, you came so close”, says James. “I’m so proud of you.” She’s worried that she’ll probably be nominated even though he promised not to do that.

Paul and Paulie pass Bridgette, and she hugs Paul as he says “I told you to trust me, right?” She’s cheery for the first time in weeks, and thinks she can work with him. “I’ll definitely have to repay him in some way.” Wait, what?


There’s another tearful girls, though, as Michelle is crying about how nobody told her about Day being targeted. She whines about Natalie. “America’s Favorite, my ass!”

In the safari room, Paul asks Victor if Day said something to him when she walked out. He tells Paul that Day said he has to win because they’re going to put him up for double eviction. You dummy! There’s a replay of that moment from Thursday, and he says he had “no idea who ‘they’ were”. He’s just going to trust “his boys”. You dummy! Paul complains about Natalie playing the sympathy card during the competition, and that Michelle is an “emotional wreck”. Zakiyah is the other target, and if necessary Bridgette can go up as a replacement. Victor just wants a girl out. Yes, we know.

There’s more commercials before the bro’s start bromancing each other. James joins them, and he tells the others that Michelle and Zakiyah are freaking out. Those two are the targets. They talk about what would have happened if Zakiyah had won, and Paulie talks about how she’s a bit of a liability to him.


Michelle is now in bed, and Nicole comes in to talk to him. “I really trusted you”, Michelle says about the Da’Vonne situation. Nicole is doing “damage control” and whines about how Day was talking about putting up her and Corey. “Michelle, you would have been sooooo mad.” Nicole was too afraid that Michelle would have run and told Day. “I would never do anything that’s detrimental to your game.” Oh please.

Paulie then heads into the safari room to make up with Zakiyah, who is also mad about the Day situation. He says that Day had been playing “number” games with him, so she had to go. Paulie claims that he has no idea with Victor is going to do, and denies dropping on purpose after her. Stupid Zakiyah says she is going to “give him an ounce of trust” although she’s “not a dumb girl”. Oh please.

A few more commercials later and the bro’s are continuing their idiocy. They just want the Executives to make the final five, and it should be oh so easily. Sadly, they’re right since the girls are so awful at this game. Ugh, they want to come up with another name. Even Paul is bored with this silliness, especially since “PP prevails”. They decide on The Board, though. I prefer The Bored.


There’s some weird drama now as Michelle yells at James to take off the jacket he’s wearing. Later, he asks Michelle why she’s pissed at him, and it’s the Day situation again. “I just feel like I can’t trust you at all.” She would have voted with the house if she had known Day was now the target. “It’s really hurtful.” He says he voted her out “for personal reasons”, which doesn’t help the situation. James now maybe wants her out. Maybe, if the boys tell him that’s what he has to do. James then informs Paulie about this conversation. Paulie’s not surprised, so maybe “it’s better for Michelle to go home this week”. Yep, he’s now going to work to save Zakiyah. “I know Zakiyah would never go after you.”

It’s now the next morning (late morning, actually), and everybody is lying around when they get the message that it was time for America’s Care Package. Everybody heads outside, and the dropped package is awarded to James. He gets some underwear, socks, and other things, plus he gets to eliminate two votes this Thursday.

What they didn’t show is Nicole acting like a total twit all afternoon. She’s so jealous of Natalie, and the fact that James and Natalie have both won a popularity contest drives her nuts. Go listen to last night’s Big Brother Gossip Show for audio proof of her insecurity.


The show is now almost over, so let’s see if Victor follow through with his idiotic nomination stunt. He calls everybody in for the ceremony, and like his buddy Paul he’s wearing his stupid HOH robe. Stop it! He nominates, as expected, Zakiyah and Michelle. Oh my god, he does say the same silliness that we featured on last night’s Big Brother Gossip Show. Seriously, go listen to Colette’s rap version of this little ditty. He then concludes his idiotic display by tossing Mardi Gras beads to both nominees. Michelle starts crying, and the rest hold back giggles. It’s actually pretty uncomfortable.

Michelle is still crying as she talks in the diary room about “being literally the worst superfan in history. I thought I could trust Paulie. I could trust Nicole. I could trust Corey, but clearly I can’t.” She has to win the veto because she loves this game so much. Zakiyah isn’t surprised to be on the block, and she’s completely alone. She’s not going to roll over and die, though. Victor is proud of himself as he “was on fleek”. What a dummy. Paulie still has things up his sleeve, and plans to use James’ twist to ensure Michelle goes home.

That’s it. Seriously, this ended up being a pretty funny episode. What did you think? Is Victor a complete moron? Is Michelle a complete psycho? Is Nicole a complete annoyance? Let’s chat, ok?

Saturday, August 6, 2016

Big Brother Gossip Show #608: Cry Me a River

Let's be honest. This is simply not a great season. Somehow, though, this could be the best season yet for the Big Brother Gossip Show. I don't know why this can be the case, but we (Scott, Mike, and Colette Lala) are firing on all cylinders. We're finding plenty of things to laugh about, and we certainly have even more stuff to piss us off.

Tonight's show is a perfect example. We're all sort of falling for Natalie as she is stepping up her game a bit, but we're rolling our eyes at the rest of the females left on the cast. Nicole cares more about penis then winning the game, and Zakiyah and Michelle are just complete bores who refuse to put two plus two together.

Not that the boys are any better. James is just a wishy-washy goofball who refuses to make any kind of decision. Corey is...well, Corey. He's seen but rarely heard, and certainly never interesting. And then you have the other three bro's (Paul, Paulie, and Victor) who make this gentleman embarassed to be a male. They're oh so misogynistic, and it's on full view this week after Victor's HOH win.

We talk about all of these things tonight, plus a short discussion about whether Victor had an ulterior plan to backdoor Paulie because of his earlier eviction. There's also a few items from our Big Brother Gossip Mailbag. To top it off, Colette raps!!!

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