Thursday, August 20, 2015

Your New HOH Is...

Just a short update to keep you in the loop. This was a horribly executed HOH competition which saw us live feeders forced to endure more of the Jeff and Jordan "Jeffloops" than the actual competitions. Vanessa was disqualified for "twitching" her hand off the sensor, and then John lost in a semi-controversial race. The buzzers didn't work, so production apparently had to go watch the footage to see who lost. Steve was the next out, and then Austin beat James to win HOH. And yes, he finally got that victory kiss...which is not much of a prize considering what he's been getting every night.

So this should be a non-exciting week. I stated in my earlier recap that it was important to split up the twins and Austin. Obviously, that's not going to happen, and I doubt that they'll even go after Vanessa this week. Our only hope is that Jackie returns next week, as she will shake things up (if she has the opportunity).

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  1. Oh Sweet Jesus!!! We have to endure another week of that ape finger banging that ditz!

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  2. Dullest HOH comp. ever. Steve & James kept looking around. Up and down, side to side. Austin kept his eyes on the screen.

    Why did Austin & Liz switch sides of the bed in the HOH room? Is there some rule that the HOH must be on the right side of the bed?

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    1. His other hand was getting tired

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    3. Peter,
      Your comment was hilarious! I laughed so hard I farted. It felt like a fart. Something really smells, just like this seasons Big Bro. Worst one ever! Here's why. Super fan Steve plays with himself all night, doesn't get any rest and makes a bad decision and gets Jackie evicted. Boy, the biggest backdoor in BB history. She had to be the biggest threat in the history of BB.
      Jimmy is so busy playing peek a boo and hide and seek with Julia all night he thinks he's on Romper Room. Austin thinks he's on the Bachelorette and spends his sack time trying to mount Liz's leg and keeps falling off.His heads been rammed into the turnbuckle too many times. Don't you need an I.Q of at least 20 to become a house rat? Speaking of the Bachelorette,rumor out of Kardashianwood,CA is that Caitlyn "Call me Cait" Jenner is going to be the next Bachelorette and Juan "Don't worry"Pablo is going to be one of the bachelors vying for Caits hand in marriage. I can't wait to set my VCR. Back to bb. Social media reports that animal activists are seekins bb.dentist Johnny Mac after it was reported that he shot a mouse with a sling shot when he was 11yrs old.
      The rest of the house guests are busy playing "Their Game"while Vanessa who deceives and buffalos people for a living is calling her bank and getting ready to deposit 500k. You can thank the game players who did not have the balls to evict her when Becky put her up. Unfortunately. the pussys voted out the strongest and most gutsy player and sweetest player this season yesterday!

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    5. I can't believe tonites HOH competition. A running race? Svengoli takes four strides

      and beats the joker and becomes HOH. Note to the producers: Is this the best you can do? Next season, bring back all of the previous winners. Let them play for one million coupons.
      Not only would it be great to see them again, the competition would be unprecedented. BREAKING NEWS!!! Vanessa talks the Obama administration and Congress out of backing the Iran Nuke Deal!!!

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    6. I can't believe tonites HOH competition. A running race? Svengoli takes four strides

      and beats the joker and becomes HOH. Note to the producers: Is this the best you can do? Next season, bring back all of the previous winners. Let them play for one million coupons.
      Not only would it be great to see them again, the competition would be unprecedented. BREAKING NEWS!!! Vanessa talks the Obama administration and Congress out of backing the Iran Nuke Deal!!!

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